Just in case you doods didnt know...

[Boomer]

It is not cool to talk to the guy next to you at the urinal. The last thing I need to hear while my junk is in my hand, is some dood tellin me the dow is up. Fuck off man! Geesh!:yuk

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

what if its someone you know and you arejust catching up on old times? lol

 

[Boomer]

LOL If I know you, you should know!

 

[Tim]

It is allowed if you have had more than 5 beers.

I had some dude who was fall over drunk and was barely able to stand still long enough to piss (had to have one hand on the wall to steady himself) look over at me and say "Don't you hate it when you piss on your hand?"

 

[sundvlfn88]

LOL Boomer. too funny, I agree!!

 

[drb]

check this out. ( no really go now!)

YouTube - Male Restroom Etiquette

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

omg tim thats hilarious!

 

[UncleBacon]

I can't stand that either....2 things will solve this #1 look towards him and down and say hey nice watch or #2 turn his way and pee on his leg

 

[Boomer]

I was thinking of the push manuever. You know, you get done and shove him in the back so his junk touches the water in the urinal. Works every time.

 

[SilentEyz]

Ahh the beauty of Doors

 

[Boomer]

Oh and if you are tall enough to see over the divider, do not and I mean under any circumstances, wear your sunglasses. Thats bs and you can get knee capped.

 

[dt3]

Talking is only allowed at halftime during sporting events. And then, conversation will be strictly limited to the game in progress. Man Law 101.