just got me a new toy

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jchittick said:
Every girl that i have been with since i started trimming loved it. IMHO, there is nothing gay about it. It also makes the tree look bigger if there isn't a bush around it. And i know where this is going to go, but hey, every guy could use a little help.
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I'll bet that penis pump you bought off a late night infomercial for 3 easy payments of 24.99 makes the tree look larger too, doesn't it? haha :D
 
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2000Si said:
jchittick said:
Every girl that i have been with since i started trimming loved it. IMHO, there is nothing gay about it. It also makes the tree look bigger if there isn't a bush around it. And i know where this is going to go, but hey, every guy could use a little help.
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I'll bet that penis pump you bought off a late night infomercial for 3 easy payments of 24.99 makes the tree look larger too, doesn't it? haha :D
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:sighs, repeatedly: like i said. Wait, they sell penis pumps on infomercials?? Wow, didn't know that.

2000's reply: "uh.....thats what someone else told me...."

hehe
 
I "trim the hedges" but never completely shave. Im w/ the rest of the guys here, it more comfortable and to me its cleaner than just letting it all go wild. Just a word of advice, No matter how good an idea it may seem to use Nair, DONT DO IT!!!!! I learned the hard way never to take a chemical designed to BURN hair off and apply it to the boys.
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Bossman351 said:
I "trim the hedges" but never completely shave. Im w/ the rest of the guys here, it more comfortable and to me its cleaner than just letting it all go wild. Just a word of advice, No matter how good an idea it may seem to use Nair, DONT DO IT!!!!! I learned the hard way never to take a chemical designed to BURN hair off and apply it to the boys.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl Oh man, that's just hilarious. Now make my day and tell me you had to go to the hospital and let them see it :lol J/k.
 
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Dodge_Sniper said:
Mrs Behavin said:
Would you say its gay if a women does it?
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Not unless she goes onto a forum and goes, "Hey girls, I shave my pussy today! It's so trim and neat and I used a -insert brand- to shave, and it was just like the commercial said!" No need to spread your dick-shaving stories.
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You guys go right ahead and spread all the stories you'd like. Im all ears. :D
 
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Dodge_Sniper said:
Bossman351 said:
I "trim the hedges" but never completely shave. Im w/ the rest of the guys here, it more comfortable and to me its cleaner than just letting it all go wild. Just a word of advice, No matter how good an idea it may seem to use Nair, DONT DO IT!!!!! I learned the hard way never to take a chemical designed to BURN hair off and apply it to the boys.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl Oh man, that's just hilarious. Now make my day and tell me you had to go to the hospital and let them see it :lol J/k.
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I bet that you are that one kid... you know.. the one that showers in his tighty whiteys in gym class cause hes afraid everyone will see his wittle pee pee. One day yer little nuts will get fuzzy... then unless you want chicks to think your French or just a nasty little bastard... you will trim it up. We can have a mature conversation about trimming pubes or anything alse for that matter and you won't have to worry about turning gay. Unless your confused about your sexuality already.

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No seriously, this really was shaping up to be a mature conversation with a few jokes and jabs here and there, but Sniper why do you always turn things into gay jokes and gay innuendos? Gay this gay that, you seriously are starting to freak me out with all this gay nonsense in damn near every thread you go into.

Not that I have a problem with gays, but maybe you should lighten up and realize that we're not sitting around being gay by talking about this stuff. This is real life, mature grown up chat right here. Get used to it.
 
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redsMULLT1 said:
I did the Nair thing once too, also used it on my chest cause I have some fuzz there too.... chemical burns are a bitch! That shit fuggin hurts!!!!
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Yeah!!! I was in the shower one night and it was in there (the Nair) and I was thinking to myself, razor or lotion...razor or lotion? I was all like "hell, lotion has GOT to be easier". I mean, have you ever tried to shave a peach seed? Anyways, I put it on and I was waiting for it to set up when the burn hit. All I can say is O M G!!! It felt like some gave me a hand job with a fist full of sandpaper!! I didnt have to go to the hospital or anything but needless to say, I wasnt in the mood for any :hump for a day or two.
 
haha i got you both beat. when i was 17 or so i shaved my head with a razor blade and somehow dint get off all the hair so i said hmm my sisters gots some nair in the bathroom. why not put that on my head to take the rest of the hair off. bad idea. nair on a RAW shaved head burns like a bitch.

and this reminds me of my bests friends gay uncle. she told me one time he was in the shower and decided he wanted to moisturize his body so he picked up the nair by mistake and put it all over his body. :lol
 
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