Joys of retirement:

[IntruderLS1]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and
went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I
came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired
person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I
called him a "Nazi ." He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He
finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally,
I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on wasn't mine.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important to my health.

 

[R.A.T. Army]

HAHAHAHA!! I love it!!

 

[Charmer]

Sweet! Gotta try that on people who piss me off....

 

[lemon]

Hahahaha

 

[Peter Parka]

Haha! A friend of mine did that once!

 

[Homer]

i'm sorry but to do something like that to someone who never hurt you is fucked up in my eyes , now if it were someone that did you harm in some way i could see it then maybe i'd laugh.

 

[IntruderLS1]

Of course it's messed up Homer. It's a joke. Most of us wouldn't ever do something so foul. That's what's so great!

 

[Homer]

sorry i'm a dumb ass . but i do/did know someone that did that once he thought it was funny till the guy found he did it lol.

 

[tgwstm]

that was a hilarious story intruder. thank u so much. i shall laugh for about 3 weeks straight now. i wonder why i didnt think of doin that. oh well. i'll think of it now. thanks.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Thats good!:rockon: