Jokes About The Missus

[Peter Parka]

Fuck sake! Leeroy Thornhill from The Prodigy is keeping me spilling my cider tonight with these on facebook. :24:

The wifes not talking to me cos i wouldnt open the car door for her.... its not my fault ... i just panicked and swam to the surface. (related to a certain Kennedy, maybe?)



Been arrested 3 times this week for knocking the fuck out the wife... copper said why do you keep beating her? i replied "its probably because i have a significant weight advantage , better reach and fancy footwork".


Misses asked,'Why dont we make love like they do in films?" so i bent her over, fucked her up the arse+come on her face.Turns out, we dont watch the same films!

 

[MMMMatilde]

I think they're just cruel.

 

[Butterfly]

:24: :24: :24:

 

[Guyzerr]

I took my wife to a wife swapping party and came home with two chickens, a goose and a duck.

 

[Zorak]

hahahaha!

 

[RedRyder]

Funny stuff.....

 

[Guyzerr]

Funny stuff.....

What's so funny Fifi? I was trying for the heifer.

 

[RedRyder]

What's so funny Fifi? I was trying for the heifer.

Hahahahaha..... Wonder what she'd get for you at a husband swapping shindig?

 

[Guyzerr]

Hahahahaha..... Wonder what she'd get for you at a husband swapping shindig?

I can tell you for a fact she would get a hell of a lot more than a goose, chick and I duck.

 

[Guyzerr]

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around the back yard?

Reload ! :24:

 

[RedRyder]

I can tell you for a fact she would get a hell of a lot more than a goose, chick and I duck.

I don't doubt that!

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around the back yard?

Reload ! :24:

That's just........


terribly funny! :24:

 

[Lord Stanley]

ooh you are awful

but i like you

 

[Smith]

Misses asked,'Why dont we make love like they do in films?" so i bent her over, fucked her up the arse+come on her face.Turns out, we dont watch the same films!

We are not in the same house !

 

[Dakota Jim]

Funny stuff!!!!!!!!!