Joke: Suicide Attempt

[BKV]

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. James, your records and your heroic behaviour indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. James replied. "I hung him up to dry."

 

[Bagel]

hahahahahahahahahah.rep

 

[Sam]

good one

 

[Kat]

oh no..lmao too funny

 

[BKV]

Either you all have been starve for humor or you are just being overly nice to the new guy. I've got tons of stupid jokes for you if you want them.

 

[Sam]

BKV ..... If you think so then keep your Jokes with you ... There are many who can get Better jokes than you. The appreciation for this was not to impress u or we are starving for humor. But thanks for informing us abt ur thinking level.

 

[BKV]

BKV ..... If you think so then keep your Jokes with you ... There are many who can get Better jokes than you. The appreciation for this was not to impress u or we are starving for humor. But thanks for informing us abt ur thinking level.

Damn, i was just trying be funny. Didn't mean to offend you. or anyone for that matter.

 

[Bain Dramage]

Don't be so uptight... Its a joke. At least the guys already in the looney bin he doesn't have to go anywhere .

 

[Johnny]

Hehe Haha

 

[Charmer]

Either you all have been starve for humor or you are just being overly nice to the new guy. I've got tons of stupid jokes for you if you want them.

Keep posting them!

I want to laugh all the time!

Don't mind the Sammy.......he's from Alabammy......he wanted some hammy......

but he had to ask his Mammy.......

and she's in Miami.........

:confused :confused :confused :confused

 

[BKV]

Ok I believe I will. I'll more then like just start my very own BKV's Joke Thread. "Coming soon to a Forum near you"