Jacked up!

First I go to a local store and a rent-a-cop had taken down a kid out in the parking lot. The kid had some friends and was cussing and fighting the store employees were around but for good reason didn't want to "assist" and start a fight w/the kids friends, i had to drive around them then while I was a few blocks away I saw a cop car so hopefully that turned out okay.

Then i was going merrily along on my ONE WAY street when a car comes barreling down the hill toward me in my lane! :eek I lay on the horn this old fart has this whole deer caught in the headlights look, but wasn't stopping I turn into a start of a driveway that was locked, but that was just enuf room for him to swerve around and miss me. I saw him turn off at the next street. Sh*t.

I live five to seven minutes from work. Who would have thought such adventures!

Can't people read signs and if you are caught stealing quit being a baby and take ur punishment.


I need my beer tonite!!!!
 
We have a terrible problem (well to me, I don't know what my neighbours think about it, nor do I care) here whereby a lorry will often try and drive down my road. The problem is our street isn't really wide enough for lorry's to go down due to cars being parked outside people's houses (It is after all a residential street) so it has to reverse into the car park at the top of the street and go back the other way (I assume it goes to the factories at the bottom of the next street)

This wouldn't be so bad if there wasn't a big sign at the top of the street and at the top of the approach saying, in big letters, NO HGV'S (Heavy Goods Vehicles). But there is.
 
I plan on staying home the rest of the nite so tomorrow should be better. Spring, there are lots of signs that say WRONG WAY at the top of that hill. Maybe he should join the OTZ illiterate club?
 
First I go to a local store and a rent-a-cop had taken down a kid out in the parking lot. The kid had some friends and was cussing and fighting the store employees were around but for good reason didn't want to "assist" and start a fight w/the kids friends, i had to drive around them then while I was a few blocks away I saw a cop car so hopefully that turned out okay.

Then i was going merrily along on my ONE WAY street when a car comes barreling down the hill toward me in my lane! :eek I lay on the horn this old fart has this whole deer caught in the headlights look, but wasn't stopping I turn into a start of a driveway that was locked, but that was just enuf room for him to swerve around and miss me. I saw him turn off at the next street. Sh*t.

I live five to seven minutes from work. Who would have thought such adventures!

Can't people read signs and if you are caught stealing quit being a baby and take ur punishment.


I need my beer tonite!!!!
I second that beer and raise you a glass of wine:thumbup
I'm going out to celebrate my anniversary! The hotel has a jacuzzi in the room!
 
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