Oh Red... um Fifi.... now that you turned 29 I has a special gift just for you. When presented with said special gift your response will be something along these lines.....
" You can't stick that big thing into meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......................eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee "
Have a fantastic day and remember I still love ya.
Happy Birthday Mom! *Hugs* Wow I haven't called you that in awhile.
does this officially make Red a milf? :ninja
I think it stands for Mom I'd Like to have a Friendly conversation with while respecting her high moral values. Yep...pretty sure that's right.Oh man.... I should probably know this.... but what is a milf? *scratches head*
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