It's awesome being a girl because....

[Jezzebelle]

GO!!!

 

[fuel1316]

[FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]...........vajazziling a dick isnt nearly as fun[/FONT]

 

[Jezzebelle]

All I have to do is smile and my tail lights got fixed for free today by some guys at work.

 

[acctnt shan]

You're allowed to cry or be scared of a bug without being called a baby

 

[fuel1316]

you get out of ass kickings more often than not when you fuck with people while driving..

 

[Jaybird]

Ummm. Haz nuthin.

 

[Merciless]

Men will buy you drinks in a bar/club....and that can lead to something fun!

 

[Panacea]

boobs

 

[acctnt shan]

Good things come in multiples...

 

[Minderella]

Because all you have to do is pout and show a little cleavage and things get done for you.

 

[fuel1316]

because we can cry while watching 'The Notebook' and not get made fun of..

 

[Minderella]

Because I can smell like flowers and not get teased.

 

[fuel1316]

i can drink sex on the beach and not get laughed out of the bar

 

[Minderella]

Ooo, good one!

I have a built in monthly excuse to be cranky. :giggle

 

[fuel1316]

hahah

that i can feel my baby kicks <3

 

[Minderella]

Because you can't ever really tell if I'm turned on. STEALTH.

 

[fuel1316]

because we get all the pretty clothes!

 

[Natasha]

Because I can go get a pedicure or manicure and people won't think I'm a sissy for doing so.

 

[fuel1316]

because i can always win at roshambo

 

[Minderella]

Because I can still sleep with a baby blanket and not get made fun of, too much. :giggle