It's 3:00 in the morning and I just caught a Mexican in my garage

[Xtrm Liability]

Hahaha I scared the fucking shit out of him. I went out to 'light one up' and opened the door to the garage. Suddenly a Mexican ducked down (as if I didn't see the short, little, brown skinned bastard) and he tried to hide under my vehicle.

I said, "Dude, get the fuck up, I seen you're ass, home boy. Word of advise, don't fuck with my shit ever again and I'll let you go."


For a second there I thought it was my drunk imagination, then all of a sudden I heard this noise and a Mexican crawled out from under my car and ran his ass off. Hahaha Oh fuck, man. Why did they have to build those low income housing apartments near my neighborhood? Gawd damn, it's a good fucking thing I was awake!.

 

[skyblue]

how old was he?

 

[Xtrm Liability]

how old was he?

It was hard to tell because I'm intoxicated, but by the way his silhouette appeared, I'd say he was definitely older than a teen and certainly didn't dress like one.

 

[Xtrm Liability]

Well all the little gangsters around the neighborhood know I have a kickass sound system with some pretty damn nice sub woofers in my vehicle and I also have 20" chrome rims and expensive tires on my SUV. But what they don't know is I stay up late, I have a car alarm, and a lug nut key for my rims. There's no fucking way they're gonna get my shit without me knowing about it.

 

[Harmless]

T_T um....wow

 

[NRobles]

ugh too much excitement over there early in the morning

 

[Keight]

:24: imagine the poor lil fellas face

 

[triglad]

thats crazy stuff! you should invest in a pellet gun and just shoot them in the arse next time!!

 

[Fox Mulder]

thats crazy stuff! you should invest in a pellet gun and just shoot them in the arse next time!!

That would be a felony in most states so no--he doesn't want to do that.

 

[Covey]

That would be a felony in most states so no--he doesn't want to do that.

Enter the voice of reason

 

[dazner]

Hahaha I scared the fucking shit out of him. I went out to 'light one up' and opened the door to the garage. Suddenly a Mexican ducked down (as if I didn't see the short, little, brown skinned bastard) and he tried to hide under my vehicle.

I said, "Dude, get the fuck up, I seen you're ass, home boy. Word of advise, don't fuck with my shit ever again and I'll let you go."


For a second there I thought it was my drunk imagination, then all of a sudden I heard this noise and a Mexican crawled out from under my car and ran his ass off. Hahaha Oh fuck, man. Why did they have to build those low income housing apartments near my neighborhood? Gawd damn, it's a good fucking thing I was awake!.

watch what you say "home boy" maybe he wasn't mexican "home boy".....

maybe he was a red neck like you.... "home boy"....

 

[dazner]

damn if that was me you'd be tied up in the trunk of your own car.....and i'd be driving it...

if you want to talk about sterotypes....uh hum....

 

[Covey]

Sarcasm alert !!!!!!!

 

[dazner]

Sarcasm alert !!!!!!!

wha hut? :eek

 

[Covey]

wha hut? :eek

:tongue:

 

[dazner]

that smiley's got me wanting to go smoke an L.....shhmmmm...:cool

 

[triglad]

That would be a felony in most states so no--he doesn't want to do that.

Seriously, even with a lil BB gun??

 

[Natasha]

I don't see that it's relative to the story that he was Mexican...but it's a good thing you were up and were able to scare him off.

 

[wednesday]

Whats wrong with being mexican?.....anyway, yer good job you caught him

 

[skyblue]

i'd have slapped him around a little