Haha! I always find black swans always sound such pussies compared to our larger, native mute swans. I remember I was down the river once and a cygnet had fallen into the flood ditch and got seperated from its mother. I rescued it and manage to locate its parent on a nearby lake. When she heard it, she came bombing across the lake and I got the fuck out of there pretty quick! Mute swans can break your arms with their wings, the're actually one of the heaviest flying birds in the world, I rescued another one once which was getting beaten up by a swan couple and had to carry it a way down the river to release it someone else, that thing must have weighed about the same as my greyhound!