Is he stiff yet?

[Mrs Behavin]

A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th
wedding anniversary.

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
reads,

'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."

"Yeah" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
reads,

'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

 

[Peter Parka]

Ouch!:nuts:

 

[Thebest]

Ouch! can you saywned:?

 

[NightWarrior]

Wow, just wow...LoL.

 

[teh_fuzz]

lol low low looooooow blow

 

[AUDRAA]

hahaha you guys know that its funny as hell!!!

 

[Mrs Behavin]

'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

thats whats gonna read on my husbands headstone if he dont give it up before I leave :24:

he hasnt given it up in almost 10 months:cool

 

[HouseOvaries]

I am offended..........nah, not really. Funny...