Got this in an email, thought it was quite humorous!
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the
time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is
yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet
is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the
entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk
to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake
and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't
eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after
you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are
they? Gonna Kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
that?". No Loser, I paid $18 to come to the cinema and
stare at the friggin floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't
really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If
it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If
it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is
the longest damn thing anyone ever friggin does!! What
can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be
standing here, dumbass?
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the
time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is
yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet
is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the
entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk
to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake
and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't
eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after
you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are
they? Gonna Kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
that?". No Loser, I paid $18 to come to the cinema and
stare at the friggin floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't
really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If
it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If
it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is
the longest damn thing anyone ever friggin does!! What
can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be
standing here, dumbass?
