getting your ass kicked by a gang of 10 motherfuckers with bats, or having those same 10 motherfuckers bash in every sqaure inch of your car with the same bats (under the hood too...)
If you could magically change your weiner (or your mans if your a woman) would you rather have an 11 inch long pencil dick, of a 6 inch long really big around one
Wouldn't cheat, so I would have to get cheated (never have been cheated on so i couldnt jsut say cheated lol)
candlelit dinner with guys using jackhammers for construction outside the house, or excellent tasting fast food sitting beside a family of fat, unbathed, rednecks who like to ask you questions