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[SilentEyz]

Why did the monkey fall out of the Tree?

Because eh was Dead.

 

[ouachiski]

What do you give an elephant with diarreha?
Lots of Room

Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?
To keep his nuts warm

Whatdaya call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef.
Whatdaya call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.

What's big and brown and walks through walls?
Spooky Dooky.

What's clear and smells like carrots?
A Rabbit fart.

What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.

Where do kings keep their armies?
In their sleevies.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes!

 

[elluko]

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!

 

[sharpies]

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?
So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What do you call the red stuff between elephant's toes?
Slow Pygmies.

Allan

 

[Peter Parka]

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees
What's the loudest nise in the jungle?
Monkeys picking cherries!

Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CDs?
In a rack (Iraq)

Why are there no tellies in Afghanistan?
Because of the tellieban!