Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
I was standing in line this morning at WalMart with a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my pit bull and her puppy, when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet. I continued telling her, "Essentially it's a perfect diet, and the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, and that the food is nutritionally complete" so thats what I had been told and I was gonna try it.
By now, practically everyone standing in the line was completely enthralled with my story, particularly the tall guy who was behind the woman.
Completely horrified, the woman asked "Wont you get poisoned?"
I told her "No, I will probably be sitting in the street licking my balls, and then get hit by a car!" Hell woman! Geez!
The tall guy stumbled out the door in complete laughter!
On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet. I continued telling her, "Essentially it's a perfect diet, and the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, and that the food is nutritionally complete" so thats what I had been told and I was gonna try it.
By now, practically everyone standing in the line was completely enthralled with my story, particularly the tall guy who was behind the woman.
Completely horrified, the woman asked "Wont you get poisoned?"
I told her "No, I will probably be sitting in the street licking my balls, and then get hit by a car!" Hell woman! Geez!
The tall guy stumbled out the door in complete laughter!
