In Your Next Life!

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Godsloveapples

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You'll live your next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in
luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...​

You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.​
 
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