Important Question of the Day (or week, month, etc)

[SpankyDaLuvMonky]

Here's a morality question for ya.

When will mankind start giving back to the cows?

They give us so much.

Don't you think it's time we showed how much we appreciate them?

Discuss!

[no seriously... *snicker* *giggle*]

 

[IntruderLS1]

Cows are greedy. Man pays to house them, feed them, bath them. We make sure they have a regular sleep schedule. We make sure they get laid on a regular basis by the best the cow world has to offer. What more could we possibly do for them?? :dunno

 

[Hurt911gen]

we didn't take anything. they gave it to us. ever heard "we take milk from cows"? No. I've heard "the cows are giving milk". Go f%ck yourselves cows. We own you.

 

[UncleBacon]

if it wasn't for us milking them they would have serious issues

 

[Veronica]

:agree

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Re: RE: Important Question of the Day (or week, month, etc)

we didn't take anything. they gave it to us. ever heard "we take milk from cows"? No. I've heard "the cows are giving milk". Go f%ck yourselves cows. We own you.

hahahaha He's got a point.

 

[UncleBacon]

we kill the cows to make jackets and then we kill each other for the jackets we made out of the cows :tard

 

[Ryum]

And the moral of the story,

Never wear a nice jacket when in the wrong part of town

 

[UncleBacon]

lol yup :lol

 

[artisan00]

Re: RE: Important Question of the Day (or week, month, etc)

if it wasn't for us milking them they would have serious issues

nah, they got along in nature just fine before us
the calfs use the milk

 

[Haus]

Re: RE: Important Question of the Day (or week, month, etc)

lol yup :lol

same thing goes for dont wear a dallas jacket in the middle of philly. not a good idea.

 

[lemon]

:rofl :funnah

 

[Legoman]

Hmm great discussion. Perfect topic for this: http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/mad_cow.shtml

 

[marcuslee842]

You see Simba when we die our bodies become the grass, and the Cows eat the grass, so tell the cows to shut the fuck up and stop complaining already. We eat each other.

 

[BaggedSplash]

Obey The Cow God by Green Jello:

Are you ready to obey the cowgod?
We live in a country, we can't eat meat
Obey the cowgod
We live in a country, where there is no, there's no Burger Kings
Obey the cowgod
We live in a country, where there is no, there's no McDonalds
Obey the cowgod

Ah dopey, dopey, dopey, dopey
I'm a cow, and I'm gonna roam through your village
And I'm gonna eat all of your food
But you don't care, because I'm a, I'm a sacred cow
Obey the cowgod

We live in a country, where there is no, there's no Beefcake The Mighty
Obey the cowgod
We live in a country, where there is no, there's no beef-by products
Obey the cowgod

You, on your knees
You, get on your knees
Where's those two boneheads?
Get on your knees
Hands behind your heads
And on your knees
You, on your knees
You, get on your knees
I said, on your knees
Get on your knees and pray to the cowgod

Eat my burger, for it is my flesh
And drink my milk, for it is my blood
Obey the cowgod