I'm Out

[dt3]

Some motherfucker made coffee today, and didn't TURN ON THE FUCKING BURNER :willy_nilly:

I just took a big sip of ice cold nastiness :yuk

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Some motherfucker made coffee today, and didn't TURN ON THE FUCKING BURNER :willy_nilly:

I just took a big sip of ice cold nastiness :yuk

Serves you right.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!

 

[Maulds]

I missed the whole fucking ordeal.

:clap Donnie and Tim

 

[silentbob]

its just a cry for attention snobs.

 

[sexy.time]

wow i was really late for this one but damn good joke guyz. I was like "HOLY SHIT! i cant believe Donnie said that!"
hahaha good start to the day.

 

[GraceAbounds]

I can't believe this thread is still going. LOL!

 

[Jersey]

i hate you all-- i almost had a frikkin panic attack when i started reading


imma ban you all!!!

 

[Boomer]

LOL I should have kept it going. Like I didnt know it was a joke and I meant everything I said. Tim and Alicia had no idea I knew...

 

[sexy.time]

yeah that makes it even better. it was a double joke.

I was so shocked at first....

Me=PWNED

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

TITBITS - Priceless gems of the story doth unfolded
(Condensed for posterity)

The plot begins. Out of the blue Donnie on his quest for the big 11,000 comes out with this expose shooting missiles:

Fuck all this bullshit. I thought this place was supposed to be somewhere you could come and chill out and have a little bit of fun. Apparently that's not the case anymore.

Profile Infraction 11-08-2007
08:04 AM11-18-2007
08:04 AM 1Administrators prerogativeRecklessTim

What the fuck is that all about? And your fuckin response in PM's is "We're not gonna have this conversation again, Donnie"???What the fuck is that supposed to mean??? Fuck that. I'll call you out here, maybe then I'll get a damn answer.

And then, what, just for shits and giggles you delete 10,000 of my fuckin posts?

I'll wait til you reply, Tim, just in case there's some reason for this horseshit. Otherwise, I'm done here.

Editor's note: *Jaw drops* WTF!!!!

-------->Enter Bacon

I can't help but to find it a little funny

How is this a fuckin joke? I can't see the VIP room, see who's repped me, who's online or any fuckin thing. For absolutely no fucking reason.

Bacon rubs it in:

like you ever had a chance catching me to begin with

(((BOINGGG)))--------->Enter Alicia into the ring

don't let the door hit your ass on the way out! why don't you tell everyone what you called me donnie since you're willing to start this thread!

You brought it upon yourself Alicia.

Bacon taunts (is the Bacon in on the plot???...or just being Bacon?):

blah blah blah shut up kids

Suzie begs:

Damn Donnie.... dont go.

And the plot thickens:

well then i guess we should let people stay that call me a worthless bitch.

Like I was the first one to think that, Alicia.

Like you're so goddamn important on here anyway. All you do is put out for Tim.

Editor's note: Yup...that's what got her pregnant in the first place. Always putting out.

Well, turns out, she's a worthless bitch.

OUCHHH....double OUCHHH!!!!....What tha....????

---------->Enter Boomer the trooper:

Fuck dat! Tim and Alicia, yall some fuckin ass holes! Donnie go I go. Wurd up!

Noobs tiptoes in...in awe (but politically correct):

Just an observation, but this place must be pretty cool with the moderation. Most forums would ban a member for calling out mods/admins publicly rather than using p/m to discuss the issues...

Not to make light of the situation of course.

Boomer the trooper cuts him down:

Mind yer business noob!

Donnie calls out Tim. Where oh where is tha Timmuh???:
(come out, come out Timmuh....You can run but you can't hide)

I tried the PM's and he wouldn't tell me shit, so now I'm calling him out here.

Thanks Boomz, least someone's listenin.

A homie is a homie is a homie:

wurd up! I ride for mines homie.

Theres some nosey people on here that would like to know what the hell is going on!!!

Yeah...curious minds want to know. opcorn2:

Maybe Tim'll get his ass in here and explain. Or maybe he'll keep avoiding me even though he's been on the whole time.

Where oh where is tha Timmuh? Is he hiding?...Is he "putting out"?...Will he ever return?.........Timmuh...whereforth art thou?

Tims a pansey. I would EXPECT him to run from confrontation. I mean, its not like he pulls quality women. You can tell alot about a man by who he chooses to mate with....uh fo sho.

l
l
l---------->OUCHHH!!!!...right where it hurts.

Oh look at that, they're both offline now

Suzie thinks:

Im really thinking this is a joke!

Newbie is lost:

I'm kinda hoping it's not....I mean I'm lost as hell, so better I just mind meh bidness.

[/popcorn and beer]

Word up noob. Bowt time you got tha message....

(((BOINGGG)))--------->Enter the Tim-man a blazing......And about time:

Do you really want me to tell everyone what the hell you said to me this morning? Do you really want me to post your fucking PM up for everyone to see?

There goes tha Boomz again...scratching his ballz:

Ok, you want specifics?

Aight.

I get on da couch, turn the tv so Im nice and centered.

I start with tha choad. See women start with the shaft, but no one can touch me like me...anyways..

rubbin rubbin ya know, then throw some lotion and go tuh town playa. Skeet in yer dirty sock and call'er a night.

Tim's viewing the thread. Maybe he's about to grow a set of balls. See y'all later, I'll flame the guest thread some time.

I don't think Donnie would care if you posted it Tim.

..........and the crowd chants...POST IT...POST IT!!!! :cheerleader:

We will. shit, screw Tim! He has lop sided bawls.

Oh yeah, that one? The one that was practically the exact same as the one you fucking sent me a couple weeks ago? That one Tim?

Alicia slips back in:

thanks boomer. nice to know who my friends are

Oh, the worthless bitch is back. Great. Don't you have her on a leash yet Tim?

next time make sure i turn around so you can stab me in the heart instead of the back

Boomer uses a big word:

That doesnt kill succubi Alicia....

maybe he can borrow the one amber has you on? must be pretty tight

.............And OUCHHH!!!!..another low blow is fired. Direct hit.

The crowd enjoys the entertainment opcorn2:

This is pretty good entertainment...considering TV sucks now..*sitting back, sipping on coffee, watching hilarity unfold*

The Timmuh returns with evidence:

Fine Donnie... you want me to post up your PM that you had the balls to send to me this morning? Fine, here it is......

Wanna fuck with everybody on the site? Part 2...
Put me On Probation and on top of the Infraction list. Absolutely refuse to tell anybody why, tell them it's just between me and you. You in?

Not to be outdone, Alicia fires another missile:

:eng_mofo

Sorry, it might be a little two small. When are you gonna lose that baby weight anyway?

Beers pass around:

Holy shit. Pass me a beer Boomer. This is getting fucking good.

Suzie knows something:

Knew it.

Alicia's got tha love cushion:

more cushion for the pushin my friend.

--------->And the plot is exposed...an April fools joke in November:

It's what they get for not noticing the first time we did that sorta thing

Love ya Alicia :smiley31:

Mixed drinks:

[/switched from beer to Crown]

And Boomer comes clean:

Shit, you need a paper bag too....

LOL Oh snaps! Tha cats out tha bag!

I aint mean none of dat shit. Donnie told me bout it before I left work. : D

------->Tim rubs it in:

Every one of you guys are soooo gullible....

But did anyone notice that there are 14 members viewing this thread right now?

This is fun... and Donnie, you are one evil man. *tips hat*

Were you in on "this" too boom?

I asked you if you were punking us and YOU LIED!
Dirt bag.

Yes, he's a liar tru and tru. A perverted beer drinking balls scratching liar.

You fucking Bastards. I have to tell you that was fucking great.

The V makes an appearance:

dorks!!

Boomer was convincing:

:24: Alicia sent me a PM that said something like "OMG is Boomer serious???"

Well shit! Boomer already knew...if we let everybody in on it, it wouldn't be funny

lol. you guys even had me. damn.

And me too. Hook, line and sinker. Those bastards. What a night. Another drama doth unfolded. One to go down in OT history. Reps all around to the players.

 

[Suzie]

haha...nice sum up cb!

 

[silentbob]

good one cb but where do i fit in.oh briliant one.

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

haha...nice sum up cb!

good one cb but where do i fit in.oh briliant one.

Thanks Suze and Bob. The idea came when I wanted to go back and read the tread this morning with a sober head and I thought in as much as it was so long I'd just throw in a few of the gems as I was going along inclusive of the thoughts was coming to my mind as I was reading it.

Was sure a helluva ride. Those guys...aye aye aye. That and the input of the observers was to die for. :clap What a drama. More drama than the Young and Restless.....more unreal than Real World.....more punked than Punked. Another day in the life of OT. Bravo...and well done. But hey, don't make it a habit. Once bitten twice shy.

 

[HouseOvaries]

Imagine post count if this were deleted...

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

Um, it's an internet forum. You can't make friends on the net like you can in real life. With that said...if someone chooses to leave then let them. Joke or not...it shouldn't make people cry a river if someone leaves for good. It's the "internet".

It was exactly that...a joke. Nobody was really going to leave man.

its just a cry for attention snobs.

I thought it was funny as hell

i hate you all-- i almost had a frikkin panic attack when i started reading


imma ban you all!!!

:rofl2: My same reaction. I was very hesitant to post in this thread at all

 

[UncleBacon]

Imagine post count if this were deleted...

hmmm...its within my powers to do so as well....hmmmm

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

hmmm...its within my powers to do so as well....hmmmm

A man of means.

Hi, how you doing Bacon?

 

[UncleBacon]

hanging in there thinking about deleting this monstrosity

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

hanging in there thinking about deleting this monstrosity

Why would you want to delete it? It's a fun thread.

 

[Thebest]

:24: you assholes! I was about to say something until I came to the post exposing the joke, then I'm like 'WTF?????????' Just glad I read through them and didn't make the mistake Cool_Breeze made.