I'm only fuckin with myself

I usually open with. You got a man dontcha girl? Cause you're too cute/pretty/sexy/etc. not to.

THis statement opens a ton of different ways for me to take the conversation.

SHe says yes?

I say. Ah, well I dont know if he's lucky or unlucky.

She's like what?

He's either lucky he has you, or unlucky cause you met me. /smile.

She says No?

Kill the rabbit ninja. lol
 
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Pfft, you women just don't get it...

Married women and ones that are in a relationship are perfect for one night stands, or two night. But if you are looking for something long term, then you need to look for single girls. :D

As disgusting as I think that is, I can see the logic :p

BUT from other posts around OTz I get the impression that Dana is after a relationship not a 1 night stand.
 
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