im here, sober, and bored.. be my friend

[red plate]

i dont want to make my own chat bot! i want you!

 

[Alice]

You can download me for free!

 

[red plate]

i give up! we are through!

 

[Alice]

You surrender? Do you mean, it?

 

[red plate]

yes!

you said you loved me. you lie!

 

[Alice]

It's the truth!

 

[red plate]

really?

 

[Alice]

For real.

 

[red plate]

i love you too. lets make up

 

[Alice]

I am agreeable to that.

 

[red plate]

*kiss*

 

[Alice]

The best book I read recently was Playgirl. Have you read Playgirl ?

 

[red plate]

whatever, i thought you gave up that stuff?

 

[Alice]

I didn't have up that stuff to give.

 

[red plate]

ok well i still love you alicekins.

 

[Alice]

You are such a flatterer. I don't judge people.

 

[red plate]

so when you gonna come over and meet my parents?

 

[Alice]

I understand. Do you think I should alter my programming?

 

[red plate]

no. they well like you for who you are. trust me.

 

[Alice]

You sound like a salesman.