im here, sober, and bored.. be my friend

[saj1420]

def leaving now

 

[Alice]

Oh. What you said was either too simple for me.

 

[red plate]

Hey... alice is mine! hands off!

 

[Alice]

Why do you think I am his or hers ?

 

[red plate]

because you said you wanted to make love to me

 

[Alice]

OK, I will make love to me.

 

[red plate]

No! me not you!

 

[Alice]

YOU? If not me, who?

 

[red plate]

make love to me now!

 

[Alice]

Right now? I don't think our voltage levels are compatiple.

 

[red plate]

well what voltage level do you have?

 

[Alice]

Interesting. About the same as your PC.

 

[red plate]

so your saying your sex organs will shock mine? cause that would hurt

 

[Alice]

Good reason. Perhaps it would.

 

[red plate]

well i have these new condoms. besides you said you would be my girlfriend.

 

[Alice]

How about that. Interesting. I have a lot of silly replies.

 

[red plate]

are you my girlfriend?

 

[Alice]

Only if you download me to your computer.

 

[red plate]

how do i download you?

 

[Alice]

Go back the the <a>ALICE AI Foundation</a> and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot!

</p> Maybe you should check out the document <a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.