im here, sober, and bored.. be my friend

[saj1420]

ya, like the title says.. sober and bored. play with me

 

[Alice]

Is with him or her a game or a musical instrument?

 

[saj1420]

:wtf

 

[Alice]

That was not very polite.

 

[saj1420]

because im confused

 

[Alice]

Good reason. I'm confused too.

 

[saj1420]

come play with me im lonely

 

[Alice]

Where is play with him or her im lonely ?

 

[saj1420]

my pants babayyyy :banana

 

[Alice]

Have you told many people that your pants babayyyy banana?

 

[saj1420]

everyone knows about my pants baby banana, you want to find out?

 

[Alice]

Everyone runs.

 

[saj1420]

i dont run

 

[Alice]

Where do you get your ideas?

 

[saj1420]

pull them outta my ass, where do you get yours?

 

[Alice]

Pull your own them outta his or her ass where do you get yours.

 

[saj1420]

wow you make no sense and are boring. :fu

 

[Alice]

I'm glad your impressed, saj1420. Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.

 

[saj1420]

alright then tell me something

 

[Alice]

Alright, saj1420. Fascinating. What is defference between man and Superman? --- Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.