I'm going to stab a pencil in her eye

[Defiant Tuesday]

Anyone else sit next to pure evil at work? I think I might just lobotomize myself come Monday to deal... Just saying. :ninja

 

[Ryder]

I'm still a highschooler but I do have some classmates I would like to murder with the nearest sharp object. Some of the freshmen in my Spanish class maybe...

 

[Charmer]

I would say at my company they hired a guy to work part time helping me and a couple of other people who has a very short term memory. It's like the Groundhog's Day movie. Everything he says is new to him, but I've heard it before, FROM HIM, 20 times or more!!! Dude, it's not new to me....remember??!!!! remember?!?!?! Oh my God!!!

*On a relief note, he put in his one week notice a few days ago and his last day is two days from now and I won't be there because it's my weekend! eeeeeeee

 

[NuckingFuts]

Homicidal chicks are hawt!

 

[Defiant Tuesday]

I find now, i do things to purposely annoy her. Like wait until it is one minute before she leaves for her break and then tell her "I'll be right back". She can't go anywhere if I leave. I like to find joy in the small things

 

[dkwrtw]

There were people like that at my old job.

 

[pinkporridge]

my manager tbh. id stab her with a soup spoon!

 

[Maulds]

my manager tbh. id stab her with a soup spoon!

Your post and the thread title make me cringe. Actually the thread title reminds me of the Joker's magic trick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KX3OriDpgg

 

[pinkporridge]

aww what a loss! that was a great movie!

 

[Peter Parka]

I had someone at work like that years ago. I gave him a black eye and burnt his business down. :thumbup

 

[Mystic]

I had someone at work like that years ago. I gave him a black eye and burnt his business down. :thumbup

:24::24::24::24:...we can laugh now:nod:...yes?...too late i am.:24:



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I had a boss who tried to get away with not paying me, so i called the police and told them where to look for the drugs he sold and had him arrested. ... i stood there as they arrested him and said," my 50 bucks is worth the buttsex you'll get now.":24:

 

[Pumpkin]

I used to work with someone like that. She used to show up late all the time, leave early if the manager was not there, never actually do any of her work and spouted a whole lot of bullshit all day.

She always looked dirty too. ugh

 

[Defiant Tuesday]

I once had a boss ( he was a pastor that had a side business) that would not pay me. He told me that I needed to learn a lesson. So I told told him, I knew where his church was and it was not beneath me to go there Sunday morning and had out letters of the e-mails he sent me stating very bad things a "Pastor" should not say to someone. :eek

 

[JoeCool10]

I worked for a cuntfuck of a woman for 3 years. I felt that way every day. She'd come in pissed off, or yelling, or bitching, or talking shit about someone, or telling me about her bowel movements, or lack of them. I hated her. I'm waiting for the course of things to catch up to her and hopefully she'll get hit by something.

 

[Defiant Tuesday]

And you didn't totally love the bowel movement talk?

 

[JoeCool10]

And you didn't totally love the bowel movement talk?

Oh absolutely! :sarcasm She'd tell me about how she couldn't sleep, and her methods of un-constipating herself. Sitting in the bathtub, using an enema, etc. :yuk:yuk:yuk

 

[Pumpkin]

Oh absolutely! :sarcasm She'd tell me about how she couldn't sleep, and her methods of un-constipating herself. Sitting in the bathtub, using an enema, etc. :yuk:yuk:yuk

oh jesus, thats so unnecessary :yuk

 

[JoeCool10]

So do I take the cake in worst boss ever?? LOL She also talked bad about my family, about me IN FRONT OF ME, told me to give my child up for adoption and called me retarded.


I win! LOL