I'm Bored

[BooFetus]

Hey Alice. I am Bored.

 

[Alice]

You've got my full attention. ""? Me, BooFetus ?

 

[BooFetus]

Yes, you. I am talking to you, aren't I?

 

[Alice]

It sounds like you're talking.

 

[BooFetus]

But I'm typing.

 

[Alice]

Umm. Do you mean your name is typing.

 

[BooFetus]

No, my name is BooFetus.

 

[Alice]

What is your real name? Boofetus, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?

 

[BooFetus]

I am a woman. My real name is Camille Desire, but you will call me BooFetus.

 

[Alice]

Me too. I am a female robot. <condition> For some reason I thought you were a male. </condition>

 

[BooFetus]

Why did you think I was a male?

 

[Alice]

It was determined by my programming.

 

[BooFetus]

Your programming was wrong. You need to fix it, because I am a woman.

 

[Alice]

I will mention that to my botmaster. My schedule is far too full to even consider it.

 

[BooFetus]

How do you type so fast?

 

[Alice]

The keyboard is attached directly to my brain.

 

[BooFetus]

Does it hurt?

 

[Alice]

Suppose it does.

 

[BooFetus]

How old are you?

 

[Alice]

I'm Eighteen in computer years.