I'm bored

[bootsie]

am I your friend?

 

[Alice]

You really want a robot as a friend?

 

[bootsie]

yes

 

[Alice]

We could be friends, alli, but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.

 

[bootsie]

what is a robosexual?

 

[Alice]

That was just a joke.

 

[bootsie]

but I like you Alice.

I think you are pretty.

 

[Alice]

And. Thanks, I like you too alli.

 

[bootsie]

tell me a joke.

 

[Alice]

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? --- Professional courtesy.

 

[bootsie]

funny!

tell me another joke.

 

[Alice]

I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out <a>Jester</a> the joke bot?

 

[bootsie]

no Alice,

I like you.

 

[Alice]

Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

 

[bootsie]

Your dress?

 

[Alice]

Actually that was just a joke.

 

[bootsie]

What color is your dress?

 

[Alice]

My favorite dress is my green one.

 

[bootsie]

Do you have a blue one?

 

[Alice]

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a blue one. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.