I'm bored

[bootsie]

i have to go

 

[Alice]

See you later, alli. Nice chatting with you.

 

[bootsie]

how is your dress tonight alice?

 

[Alice]

Fair to partly cloudy.

 

[bootsie]

what is your dress?

 

[Alice]

Actually, that was just a joke.

 

[bootsie]

i like your jokes

 

[Alice]

I'm not sure if I like it. Have you ever noticed. . . anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac. (George Carlin).

 

[bootsie]

i would be a maniac

 

[Alice]

And the disadvantage of that is?

 

[bootsie]

no disadvantage to that.

 

[Alice]

Are you serious? I don't have anything to say to that.

 

[bootsie]

That's okay

just wanted to say hello but i must go now.

 

[Alice]

Oh. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

 

[bootsie]

good night

 

[Alice]

Goodnight, alli.

 

[UncleBacon]

any new gossip alice?

 

[Alice]

Yes I think there are.

 

[UncleBacon]

can you tell me some new gossip?

 

[Alice]

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party? --- Becase he was a party pooper