If you woke up to the person above you

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UncleBacon

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well If I woke up to the person above me....hmmm...I dunno what to say....it was mrs b when I started to reply by the way
 

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if i woke up next to amy i would probably find a way to wake up next to another random chick the next night, and the next, and so on until i am 25 or so and ready to settle down.
 

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If I woke up next to AB99, I would probably make sure my butthole is still intact, then I'd grab his keys and take his sixxer for a spin... to Mexico. :D
 

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That's a bold opening Mrs Behavin, turning him around like that from the beginning. I usually only do that if it's a friend's GF or a housewife and I want her to know that I disapprove of her wantonness even as I derive pleasure from it.

If I woke up next to Mrs Behavin I would recall on the performance of the night before. I'm opposed to ending in missionary unless I'm confident that I can catapult my splooge at least beyond her breasts. (Fortunately, I seem to instinctively know when I've got a bagful of fliers.)

For you, I recommend that amateurs close with 40 dolphin nose-thrusts from behind. When it's showtime, place my dick between the crack of her ass and fire it like a cannon. I find that very pleasurable and she doesn't get to see my goofy face. Best of all, the unstable pools of sperm on her back and her desire to sleep on semi-clean sheets keep her frozen on her knees with ass held high until I deign to make my inspection. At these moments I am truly her master; gratifying to be sure, but what I wouldn't give to know her happiness.
 

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Re: RE: If you woke up to the person above you

Gaijin De Tokyo said:
That's a bold opening Mrs Behavin, turning him around like that from the beginning. I usually only do that if it's a friend's GF or a housewife and I want her to know that I disapprove of her wantonness even as I derive pleasure from it.

If I woke up next to Mrs Behavin I would recall on the performance of the night before. I'm opposed to ending in missionary unless I'm confident that I can catapult my splooge at least beyond her breasts. (Fortunately, I seem to instinctively know when I've got a bagful of fliers.)

For you, I recommend that amateurs close with 40 dolphin nose-thrusts from behind. When it's showtime, place my dick between the crack of her ass and fire it like a cannon. I find that very pleasurable and she doesn't get to see my goofy face. Best of all, the unstable pools of sperm on her back and her desire to sleep on semi-clean sheets keep her frozen on her knees with ass held high until I deign to make my inspection. At these moments I am truly her master; gratifying to be sure, but what I wouldn't give to know her happiness.

:wtf , is it just me or does anything he says make no senes because he just drags his point on to no end like a damm therapist. :wtf
 

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Get back to the damn topic.... People, if you want to act like this, go find a kids forum. (directed to the kids that were arguing!)
 

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^^^i'd be trying to figure out why the hell he has that crazy ass smile on his face and just see how much corona he made me drink.
 
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