If you (like deb) had a huge set of....

if i had wings, i would fly:

where the skies are blue
dotted with reddening hue
where i the other of two
is right next to you.
 
If I had the arse of a pigeon
and the wings of a crow
I'd fly over Chelsea tomorrow
And shit on the bastards below!
Up yer arse, up yer arse!
Stick the blue flag up yer arse!
Stamford Bridge to Upton Park
Stick the blue flag up yer arse!


not as good as sparkey ducks poem but shows a great deal of promise....10/10
and the poet laureate need not worry:24:
 
I'd like to be able to sprout wings/turn into a bird at random and use this talent to hover over unacceptable people. I'd strap on my bird armor and fly over their heads every single day and drop a bird bomb on their heads. But, I could never get shot, because I'd also have super sonic speed.
 
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