It was a $300 dollar phone. Needless to say it was replaced. If I would have stood up the fucking thing would have flushed on it's own. I would have been out alot of money.
if you dropped a $50 bill..
- Thread starter Bandit
- Start date
but EW!!!!
shoulda fished the turd out and sent that instead of the phone. 
No I had Mexican food for lunch!
lmfao yeah that could get messy.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww tmi!
I seriously have to know how you got yourself into this perdicament??
i dont know. i had it in my hand one second, then the next it was in the john.
makes ya think twice the next time you put money in yer mouth for a stripper
Well I was playing a game on my phone, and it slipped out my hand!
Some people like to read. I like to play games.
EEk!! *Flushes bathroom*
:24: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
But now you're $50 richer.
no im not... it was MY money!!!
strippers are off limits. lol whores whores whores. gross.
Yeah, that happened to me too. I fished it out before you could say Jet Sam.
Unfortunately the damage was already done. I'm careful now with the cell phone and the toilet.
Edit: I wasn't doing no turd. Was just piss. Let it be known.
It may have clogged up the drainage too. You were actually doing a public service.
lol, I meant George micheal, but Boy George works to in Hampstead Heath sort of way
sells t-shirts now
now get the 50 changed ffs