If woman ruled the world

[cam elle toe]

and now I have to piss off to work.....


Keep my seat warm:24:



C'yas

 

[Dakota Jim]

Years ago I came home very uh.....drunk. I staggered into the bathroom, no light and peed. When I felt it hitting my legs I shut off, turned on lights and discovered I had deposited all that urine on the closed toilet lid.

 

[Guyzerr]

Years ago I came home very uh.....drunk. I staggered into the bathroom, no light and peed. When I felt it hitting my legs I shut off, turned on lights and discovered I had deposited all that urine on the closed toilet lid.

See what can happen ladies. It would spare you the dirty job of cleaning it up.

 

[Dakota Jim]

It isn't a serious issue Jim. It's a topic open to debate or discussion and it's getting somebody some tokens.



So if you walk into a strangers house you say... Hi I'm Jimbo. How do you want the crapper seat left... up or down? :24::24: That would be a hit eh Jimbo.

Ok.....but when I visit others I still put the seat and lid down. It's just the way it's supposed to be. *Jim winning points with the ladies*

 

[Guyzerr]

and now I have to piss off to work.....


Keep my seat warm:24:



C'yas

Sitting on a warm toilet seat has to be one of the most, if not the most disgusting things I can think of right about now.

Squeeze me while I go fire a volley at the john.

 

[Guyzerr]

Ok.....but when I visit others I still put the seat and lid down. It's just the way it's supposed to be. *Jim winning points with the ladies*

You and that damn frog...............

 

[Margene]

Ok.....but when I visit others I still put the seat and lid down. It's just the way it's supposed to be. *Jim winning points with the ladies*

Oh yeah!! That will win our hearts, for sure!

 

[Dakota Jim]

You and that damn frog...............

Come on Guy.......use logic!!

 

[Guyzerr]

Come on Guy.......use logic!!

It seems I'm the only one that is.

 

[RedRyder]

if we wanted to sit to pee we'd wear dresses and call ourselves sally.

dont be mad you cant pee standing up without it running down your leg.

and spare me that cleaner bit. i once worked in a 4 star restaurant when i was younger and had to clean the bathrooms on days i was the dish washer. i for the life of me cannot figure out how you all got pee all over the toilet, down the side of the toilet and sometimes in a puddles around the toilet.

women being cleaner on the toilet is a bullshit myth. i cleaned those toilets so i know what those toilets were like. oddly enough since the men's room had a urinal i didnt have the pee all over the toilet and floor problem like i did in the female bathroom.

Hahaha... Lovely story.

Did the 4 star restaurant serve alcohol? :ninja

Seriously though.... I've seen some nasty toilets in the outside world away from home.... apparently it's caused by squatters who can't piss worth a squat. :nod:

 

[hahatonka]

This is funny.

 

[Azazel]

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[RedRyder]

Oh... I wish, Azazel..... Bwahahahahahaha......

 

[Tangerine]

 

[daniellllleee]

roflllllllllll'd

 

[sharpies]

Just do what a friend of mine did - put in a urinal, no more lids, no more mess. It's great.

 

[Ryder]

Funny pictures. Gave me my chuckle of the day. Though I didn't understand the last one.

 

[Ryder]

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True. All I have to say.

 

[Guyzerr]

True. All I have to say.

Yes and no.... it's missing the roll with just two sheets left.