If woman ruled the world

[cam elle toe]

 

[RedRyder]

I've gotta get me some of those!

 

[Guyzerr]

I wanna know why women think it's imperative that men put the seat back down. I hate touching toilet seats so the way it should be is the gals put 'em up when they are done. When you answer please don't use the excuse " if the seat is up I fall in ". Look at the sucker before you plant your ass on it. Now pepper me with your logic.

 

[cam elle toe]

I wanna know why women think it's imperative that men put the seat back down. I hate touching toilet seats so the way it should be is the gals put 'em up when they are done. When you answer please don't use the excuse " if the seat is up I fall in ". Look at the sucker before you plant your ass on it. Now pepper me with your logic.

You sit to shit? So, seat goes down.......

 

[Anie]

I want that mouse now... very good pictures!

 

[Guyzerr]

You sit to shit? So, seat goes down.......

No shit Dickless Tracey but why is it that women insist we lift the seat after we're done doing whatever we did? Like I said.. pepper me with logic.

 

[RedRyder]

I wanna know why women think it's imperative that men put the seat back down. I hate touching toilet seats so the way it should be is the gals put 'em up when they are done. When you answer please don't use the excuse " if the seat is up I fall in ". Look at the sucker before you plant your ass on it. Now pepper me with your logic.

Well... You put it up didn't you? Put it back down when you're done. Or better yet.... sit to pee.... less splashing and less likely to miss.

 

[Anie]

I wanna know why women think it's imperative that men put the seat back down. I hate touching toilet seats so the way it should be is the gals put 'em up when they are done. When you answer please don't use the excuse " if the seat is up I fall in ". Look at the sucker before you plant your ass on it. Now pepper me with your logic.

No lifting and putting the seat back down means no fun time for men with us women and if we fall in the tiolet or else feel that the seat was splashed then you'll get a very nasty attitude and women don't usually check before they go when at home since we train you :ninja

 

[cam elle toe]

No shit Dickless Tracey but why is it that women insist we lift the seat after we're done doing whatever we did? Like I said.. pepper me with logic.

:eek We insist you DROP the seat....now drop your seats........


actually...thats worth a try...if we insist you LIFT the seat....you'll do the opposite:thumbup

 

[Guyzerr]

Well... You put it up didn't you? Put it back down when you're done. Or better yet.... sit to pee.... less splashing and less likely to miss.

Real men don't sit to squirt. I've been squirting upright for many years and am a good shot. I've heard my wife brag to other gals that I don't mess the joint up if you know what I mean.

Now gimme some logic I can work with.

 

[Guyzerr]

:eek We insist you DROP the seat....now drop your seats........


actually...thats worth a try...if we insist you LIFT the seat....you'll do the opposite:thumbup

So solly. No workie.

 

[Guyzerr]

No lifting and putting the seat back down means no fun time for men with us women and if we fall in the tiolet or else feel that the seat was splashed then you'll get a very nasty attitude and women don't usually check before they go when at home since we train you :ninja

Showers work for getting rid of the nasties.

About the " women don't usually check before they go " I believe I said I didn't want to hear that excuse. You have eyes... use 'em.

Logic women.. gimme some logic.

 

[RedRyder]

Real men don't sit to squirt. I've been squirting upright for many years and am a good shot. I've heard my wife brag to other gals that I don't mess the joint up if you know what I mean.

Now gimme some logic I can work with.

Hmmmm..... A good shot then, eh? Okay.....

Logic you say?

How about just being a gentleman then? Do the right thing. Like when you hold the door for your woman.... or tell her she smells nice and looks good.... :nod:

 

[Anie]

Logic women.. gimme some logic.

Hard to focus on the tiolet seat when we have to sit, you guys stare at the tiolet seat, you reach to flush it, so why not put the seat down while you're at it... it's one more task and that little task has high reward... men like rewards and feeling good about themselves

 

[Guyzerr]

Hmmmm..... A good shot then, eh? Okay.....

Logic you say?

How about just being a gentleman then? Do the right thing. Like when you hold the door for your woman.... or tell her she smells nice and looks good.... :nod:

I do the door thing.

That isn't logic. How about you being a gentlewoman and lift the seat. Two can play that game. :24:

 

[Guyzerr]

Hard to focus on the tiolet seat when we have to sit, you guys stare at the tiolet seat, you reach to flush it, so why not put the seat down while you're at it... it's one more task and that little task has high reward... men like rewards and feeling good about themselves

You only need to focus long enough to see what position the seat is in. If it's up than you put it down. If it's down you're good to go. Not a tough concept really.

I've been married too long to think about rewards.

 

[cam elle toe]

Showers work for getting rid of the nasties.

About the " women don't usually check before they go " I believe I said I didn't want to hear that excuse. You have eyes... use 'em.

Logic women.. gimme some logic.

OK heres ya logic:thumbup


You should put BOTH seats down when you flush to stop the spread of germs.....please tell me you flush when you finish?

or are you a "if its yellow, let it mellow" type guy.

 

[Anie]

You only need to focus long enough to see what position the seat is in. If it's up than you put it down. If it's down you're good to go. Not a tough concept really.

I've been married too long to think about rewards.

Women go to the washroom way more times a day than men, we have a habit of not checking since we leave the washroom clean, also seat down, I always leave the seat wiped and cleaned after I use the washroom as courtesy for the next person, why can't a man have courtesy of doing the same thing?

 

[RedRyder]

I do the door thing.

That isn't logic. How about you being a gentlewoman and lift the seat. Two can play that game. :24:

I'll go a step further... I shall even hold 'it' for you while you peepee..... and I'm not talking 'bout the seat..... :ninja


I also found a very enlightening article I'd like to share:

Calculation puts a lid on bickering over toilet seat

Made me giggle....

 

[Alien Allen]

OK heres ya logic:thumbup


You should put BOTH seats down when you flush to stop the spread of germs.....please tell me you flush when you finish?

or are you a "if its yellow, let it mellow" type guy.

That is the way I see it. Then both have to deal with moving the seat to go. Seems simple to me. No excuses for either