if I had a dollar....

[UncleBacon]

ok well here how it goes....remember the old saying if I had a dollar for every time I did or heard or what ever something else...well this is the thread to put it in what is that thing

example

if I had a dollar everytime someone found out or already knew I was in the navy and started singing "in the navy"


lame game I know but what are some of things that you hear all the time and used that quote for

 

[Maulds]

If I had a dollar for everytime my boss wife said something stupid:mad

 

[andcuriouser]

If I had a dollar for every time I accidentally get called "miss" or "ma'am".

 

[Homer]

if i had a dollar for every time someone said my son was a nut i guess i'd have a buck or two.

 

[Maulds]

^ same for me, and rep because of it...crazy lil boys


If I had a dollar for every time I rolled my eyes at a network news person over-dramatizing the news

 

[Veronica]

If I had a dollar everytime someone asked me what my real hair color is.. (refering to me being silly-)

 

[TheOriginalJames]

If I had a dollar for every time a customer, clerk, boss, coworker, friend or random stranger standing in a gas station has told me I need to put on weight...

 

[UncleBacon]

if i had a dollar for every time someone said my son was a nut i guess i'd have a buck or two.

did you show the pictures of me in a skirt or the one of me in a thong doing the polar plunge to someone haha

 

[Homer]

did you show the pictures of me in a skirt or the one of me in a thong doing the polar plunge to someone haha

rolly eyes.

 

[BaggedSplash]

if i had a dollar for everytime i get asked "hey does your truck have hydraulics?"

 

[Bagel]

if i had a dollar for everytime i head "if i had a dollar.."

or more ot the point

if i had a dollar for every cream cheese or lox joke made at my expense .... lol

 

[Mrs Behavin]

If I had a dollar for every time my child asks me to borrow a dollar! Geesh!

 

[hhayes]

if i had a dollar for every time i had to scramble eggs...(i'd be rollin!!) LOL!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

If I had a dollar for every Dr Pepper I've bought at the gas station, I'd have mounds of 30 cents in change which would eventually offset what I've spent on them.

*takes a swig of DP*

 

[Peter Parka]

If I had a dollar for everytime a screaming out of control kid runs into me at the supermarket!:mad

 

[GuesSAngel]

If I had a dollar for everytime I went into a strip club.

 

[Trance97]

If I had a dollar for everytime I picked my nose.

 

[NicAuf]

If I had a dollar for everytime I scratch myself.

 

[elluko]

If I had a dollar for everytime my brother picked his nose in front of one of my friends...

 

[Nightflight]

If I had a dollar for every customer who couldn't find the 'any' key (I kid you not).