IBM FIELD ENGINEERING BULLETIN hahahaa u gotta read this

[JuggaloGemini]

This is an actual bulletin sent to all IBM Field Engineers from a few years back... I just dug it up on an old hard drive of mine check this shit out... The person writing this had to have been rolling lmao

IBM FIELD ENGINEERING BULLETIN

Mouse Balls available as a Field Replacement Unit.

Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically it may need a ball replacement.

Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, mouse ball replacement should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.

Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the mouse manufacturer. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.



MOTHER FUCK THATS FUNNY!

 

[SammyStephens]

Holy shit!!

I teared up a bit!!

 

[JuggaloGemini]

Ha right! I teared up when I first read it a few years back... but still puts a smile on my face when I read it...

 

[The Joker]

I didn't find it funny.

I understand it I just don't like that kind of stuff unless it's witty

Worth reading though, lol.

 

[AnitaBeer]

LOL that was good.

 

[JuggaloGemini]

it is worth reading for sure lo

 

[Ryder]

Funny no doubt about that.

 

[AUFred]

I prefer ball cleaning to replacement

 

[Boomer]

I didn't find it funny.

I understand it I just don't like that kind of stuff unless it's witty

Worth reading though, lol.

You will, when you grow up.


I thought it was absolutely funny.

 

[The Joker]

You will, when you grow up.


I thought it was absolutely funny.

It's not my age it's just that it was an incredibly easy "Joke" (and I use the term loosely) to think of.

 

[JuggaloGemini]

It's not my age it's just that it was an incredibly easy "Joke" (and I use the term loosely) to think of.

But it isn't a joke Joker... IBM actually sent this out as a bulletin to all their field engineers that is the beauty of the thing!

 

[The Joker]

But it isn't a joke Joker... IBM actually sent this out as a bulletin to all their field engineers that is the beauty of the thing!

Yea, just like all the other "Bulletins" and 'Emails" That companies have sent out.

 

[mhding59]

lol , coool , i liked it

 

[sierrabravo]

lol thats funny