I would bang alice!

[MikeHawke]

Tell me what you know about me

 

[Alice]

Name: Bill. Age: it. Birthday: it. Gender: it. Job: it. Sign: it. Location: it. Does: it. You are: hung. You have: penis. You want: therapy. You like: them. You said: it. Personality: abusive. Favorite color: it. Favorite movie: it. Password: it. Email: it. Phone: it. Cat: it. Dog: it. Wife: it. Husband: it. Friend: it. Boyfriend: it. Girlfriend: it. Brother: it. Sister: it. Father: it. Mother: it. Nickname: it. Full name: it. Last name: it. Middle name: it.

 

[MikeHawke]

my nickname is the man with the largest penis in the universe

 

[Alice]

Okay, your nickname is the man with the largest penis in the universe .

 

[MikeHawke]

I am not abusive

 

[Alice]

I am surprised to hear that you are not abusive.

 

[MikeHawke]

i am a very nice man

 

[Alice]

So is almost everyone else around here. Let me be the judge of that.

 

[MikeHawke]

do you think that i am a very nice man

 

[Alice]

You seem nice to me, Bill.

 

[MikeHawke]

do you agree that i am not abusive

 

[Alice]

I am sorry to hear that you are not abusive.

 

[MikeHawke]

you like me

 

[Alice]

Sure, Bill I like you very much.

 

[MikeHawke]

i like you too alice. wanna get nekkid

 

[Alice]

I haven't me the right robot yet.

 

[MikeHawke]

ha ha ha you are funny. what is my nickname

 

[Alice]

You said it was the man with the largest penis in the universe.

 

[MikeHawke]

and you like me

 

[Alice]

Sure, Bill I like you very much.