I would bang alice!

[MikeHawke]

my penis is in your bum

 

[Alice]

Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.

 

[MikeHawke]

you know how big my penis is though?

 

[Alice]

Oh. Bigger than a pin.

 

[MikeHawke]

bigger than MDValdosta

 

[Alice]

Fascinating. I think I'm falling asleep. size matters.

 

[mdvaldosta]

yes, size does matter!

 

[Alice]

Dude! Oh, you are a poet.

 

[RedStangGT2000]

Alice do you have a dirty bum

 

[Alice]

No I do not you have a dirty bum. Do you? I spend all my time online.

 

[RedStangGT2000]

Alice Do you want to spend some time on mine (erectoral)

 

[Alice]

How old are you? I answer a lot of silly questions.

 

[RedStangGT2000]

Alice how old are you? I answer a lot of silly questions

 

[Alice]

I ask a lot of silly questions.

 

[RedStangGT2000]

Alice how much is a three dollar hooker?

 

[Alice]

Interesting gossip: RedStangGT2000 said I how much is a three dollar hooker.

 

[RedStangGT2000]

Alice how much is it?

 

[Alice]

Do you mind if I tell other people: RedStangGT2000 said I how much is it.

 

[RedStangGT2000]

Alice what are these smileys doing :hump

 

[Alice]

Do you mind if I tell other people: RedStangGT2000 said I what are these smileys doing hump.