I wish I had a dollar for everytime.....

[Pudding Time]

ooooooo!!!! what about one of these!

Religious Lamp with Fluid Flow

patent#: US 7118242

Jesus said in the book of John, "I am the light of the world." Now have him light up your living room!

But of course, a light up Jesus would seem too simple to be patentable. But what if we add a little animatronics? According to the patent, "Jesus' head rises with light actuation." That's right, wake him up right at his most painful moment.

But the spiritual uplift doesn't end there. The inventor threw in some dripping blood pumps for that I-can't-believe-how-much-this-guy-suffered-for-me effect.

Mel Gibson, why hast thou not pursued the merchandising tie-in?
filed under Made Fun
more | comments (10)
posted on 6/5/2007, patent issued on 10/10/2006

 

[Pudding Time]

Oh nothing could be worse then this chick from my other forum.

She used a smiley after every comment made. It drove all of us
crazy :willy_nilly::willy_nilly:

huh? Even in the middle of sentences?? That's retarded.

 

[Cotton]

You're a fucking devil worshipper!!!!


On a side note however, I wish I had a dollar for everytime Peter Parka trolled one of my posts or threads.

 

[VegasVixen]

huh? Even in the middle of sentences?? That's retarded.

Yeah totally retarded! I might be pushing it a lil bit but it was just way way way over done on her part. People would blast her all the time. She'd still do it. :eek

 

[Pudding Time]

Well I admire her ability to stand her ground. Though she could have stood for something a lot less retarded.

 

[Pudding Time]

You're a fucking devil worshipper!!!!


On a side note however, I wish I had a dollar for everytime Peter Parka trolled one of my posts or threads.

Of course I worship the devil. I support Communism!

 

[Peter Parka]

You're a fucking devil worshipper!!!!


On a side note however, I wish I had a dollar for everytime Peter Parka trolled one of my posts or threads.

Hey, seeing you reckon you have me on ignore, I'm surprised you can tell.:humm:

 

[Boomer]

Hey, seeing you reckon you have me on ignore, I'm surprised you can tell.:humm:

Dood, Im almost scared to ask about yer avy. :24:

 

[Sparkey Duck]

Dood, Im almost scared to ask about yer avy. :24:

It's supposed to be 'Sweet'

 

[Peter Parka]

Dood, Im almost scared to ask about yer avy. :24:

It's the glam rock song from the 70s by Mud called Tiger feet!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=z7tpz3NAr6k

 

[Sparkey Duck]

It's the glam rock song from the 70s by Mud called Tiger feet!

YouTube - Mud - Tiger Feet

Yeah, mud not sweet, I'm not keeping up with my glam-rock knowledge... silly ducker..

 

[Elle]

Me and PT had some shitty words before, but you dont see me baiting an argument out of him every time he posts. Why even bother?

Amen. Let it go and move on already, shit.

 

[Elle]

im not baiting him ,seems like he baits me...in debates i quite often agree with him.

this smiley thing was a dig before and to even do a dumb cunt one??

give me a fucking break ..

Baiting and joking are two different things. Prime example that you take things wrong way too often: the other day when you took a very obviously sarcastic comment made at Cotton for your own insult! Seriously, people have moved on with this animosity like 58 years ago. You should try it, too.

 

[Elle]

I think this thread was just to shit stir. I'm outta here.

Read above post, ditto for you, kid.

 

[AUDRAA]

ahem could this be over please?

 

[Cotton]

Baiting and joking are two different things. Prime example that you take things wrong way too often: the other day when you took a very obviously sarcastic comment made at Cotton for your own insult! Seriously, people have moved on with this animosity like 58 years ago. You should try it, too.

poss rep for yoU!

 

[Elle]

im not baiting him ,seems like he baits me...in debates i quite often agree with him.

this smiley thing was a dig before and to even do a dumb cunt one??

give me a fucking break ..

I want to know where this dumb thing is you consistently reference.

 

[Pudding Time]

ahem could this be over please?

So what would you buy if you had this large amount of cash?

 

[Elle]

ahem could this be over please?

One thing that would be nice to "be over" would be for certain people to stop bein over sensitive, grudge holding, anger creating whiners.

Can't even make a joke without either:
A: someone coming in and assuming it's either about them, OR it's an insult.

B: someone entering a thread, taking it all wrong, then bombing the thread with insults derived from assumptions.
For fuck's sake.

 

[Elle]

So what would you buy if you had this large amount of cash?

I'd charter a jet, for you to come home on, so I wouldn't have to come to DC.