i used to have a job

[skyblue]

i used to have a job

making guns

but i got fired

 

[Thornless]

I used to have a job

making metal threaded fastenings.

Then I got screwed and went on permanent maternity leave.

 

[darkangel]

I used to have a job

Then I hit Lotto...
quit the job...
blew all the money and am now poor...

 

[skyblue]

i used to be a german teacher.....no i wasn't german when i taught...i mean i never went around invading other classrooms

 

[Wilfred Richard]

I used to be a novelist for a publisher. But then, I was wrote off.

Regards,
Richard.

 

[Guyzerr]

I used to be a logger... then I got axed.

 

[AUFred]

I was a draftsman until I drew my last check.

 

[cam elle toe]

I used to have a job as a proctologist...

Then I got the arse...

 

[AUFred]

I was a massage therapist
until I rubbed someone the wrong way.

 

[Guyzerr]

I was a gynecologist...

until I fell into a hole.

 

[skyblue]

i used to be a butcher

until i got caught boning the bosses wife

 

[Wilfred Richard]

I used to be a watch men, till they watched what I used to do on duty.

 

[AUFred]

I was a mail carrier until I went postal.

 

[Wilfred Richard]

I was an army man, till I lost my Swiss Knife.



Regards,
Richard.

 

[BlackCherry]

I used to be a dry cleaner...

...until I was caught laundering money.

 

[pjbleek]

I used to be a dry cleaner...

...until I was caught laundering money.

eekeekeekeek
they caught you?

 

[skyblue]

i used to drive a tow truck

until i got the push

 

[AUFred]

I used to work in a clock factory.
They fired me for making faces all day.

 

[Wilfred Richard]

I was a finance manager till I lost everything to gambling. Couldn't manage that.


Regards,
Richard.


P.S: Are mine bad?