I SOOO dont wanna go :(

BreakfastSurreal

BreakfastSurreal

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My friends hippy wedding is today...and I REALLY don't want to go. There will be porta potty (maybe) or we'll have to pop a squat, because the septic system is fucked up in their house...its going to be outside in some field in the middle of nowhere...there will be drugs galore im sure...and its far away and starts at 6...that means i wont get home until probably after midnight. Buttt I am going to try to suck it up and shut up and have a good time for their sake. I don't need to whine about this, it's not my wedding.
 
i can't not go. And I'm riding with my husband, they are best friends. I'm gonna go and suck it up. It would be wrong of me not to go. If things get really crazy or fucked up we will leave, they will have to understand because im not putting myself in any dangerous positions.
 
BreakfastSurreal said:
My friends hippy wedding is today...and I REALLY don't want to go. There will be porta potty (maybe) or we'll have to pop a squat, because the septic system is fucked up in their house...its going to be outside in some field in the middle of nowhere...there will be drugs galore im sure...and its far away and starts at 6...that means i wont get home until probably after midnight. Buttt I am going to try to suck it up and shut up and have a good time for their sake. I don't need to whine about this, it's not my wedding.
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I know it's a little late, but I think I should still state it for the record - You don't have to go. In the wise words of Eric Cartman:

"They're not people, they're hippies!!!!"
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I'm kidding, I'm kidding, he's (she's?) your friend and I meant no disrespect.A friend of mine is a radical environmentalist, believe it or not.
 
Well, the wedding was very nice. It was out at a house in the country, and the brides WHOLE family was there. Matt and I and 2 of our other friends were the only non family that showed up, and the maid of honor was a no show! So guess who got to stand in during the ceremony? yep, me! There was a little pot smoking going on, but only behind closed doors and not in front of the family so I wasn't really around it. Most people just drank wine that night, and we had some good food. It wasn't nearly as heathen-ish as I thought it would be. Around 9pm we all rode on a haywagon out to a bonfire near the woods to do the ceremony under the moon. The selected men and women of honor (2 of each) just stood around the bride and groom holding hands while they recited their vows, and then it was just a giant group hug when they were done. After everything was over we roasted marshmellows over the fire and just talked for like 2-3 hours. It was really nice. I got some awesome pictures I am going to print out for them and stick in an album.
 
Carthage said:
I know it's a little late, but I think I should still state it for the record - You don't have to go. In the wise words of Eric Cartman:

"They're not people, they're hippies!!!!"
SM1580%7EScrew-You-Hippie-Posters.jpg



I'm kidding, I'm kidding, he's (she's?) your friend and I meant no disrespect.A friend of mine is a radical environmentalist, believe it or not.
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Sorry Tim for the copyright infringement, there are just way too many opportunities to use that guy:24::24:

I still love you Carthage....Ya little 15yr old compassionate conservative:D
 
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