I somehow got cream cheese on my skirt

[Elle]

...and it looks like dried cum. :cool

 

[Cotton]

That's hot.

 

[thrawn]

way to go liam

 

[Elle]

LIAM, is 20 miles away! He'd have to be a hell of a shot.

 

[Zorak]

I too have that problem. except its yoghurt on my bed. yes.

 

[Veronica]

lol! Thats gross. lol

 

[Elle]

Well, I dropped part of my beautiful Einstein bagel this morning. It wasn't till I got up that I saw the caked on cream cheese. Lucky I caught that before I walked around with that mess!

 

[Darkstar]

LIAM, is 20 miles away! He'd have to be a hell of a shot.

An old roommate used to hit the ceiling with it. :willy_nilly:

 

[Cotton]

Super sperm?

 

[Elle]

An old roommate used to hit the ceiling with it. :willy_nilly:

W.T.F.?

Like, he had nightly showings, or something?

 

[Darkstar]

W.T.F.?

Like, he had nightly showings, or something?

Apparently, the girlfriend wouldnt let him finish inside, and he refused condoms, so he would shoot on the wall/ceiling/window, whatever.

And they never cleaned it. Ick.

 

[Zorak]

I heard of a girl who just stuck used condoms all over her ceiling and wall.. Like the way a hunter hangs a mooses head above his fireplace...

Except a good taxidermist stops animals from going moldly... Which is more than can be said for cumidermy.

 

[Elle]

Apparently, the girlfriend wouldnt let him finish inside, and he refused condoms, so he would shoot on the wall/ceiling/window, whatever.

And they never cleaned it. Ick.

WHAT the muthershit? NASTY! lollllllllllllllllll

 

[Darkstar]

WHAT the muthershit? NASTY! lollllllllllllllllll

Yeah, needless to say, we parted ways with that particular roommate.

Good guy, dont get me wrong, funny as hell, but not clean enough for my tolerance.