and the termites will pay homage to the fucking snooze bar everyday....just cause they like the sound it fucking makes after being hit...with a fucking hammer!
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Bwahahahahahaha...... Thankx, PJ. I know now I have fucking hope to force myself from the fucking coma I feel coming on at times.
Alien Allen
Froggy the Prick
Fucking bullshit
Oye
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KimmyCharmeleon
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Fucking bored and fucking hungry.
KimmyCharmeleon
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I fucking want my favourite guy to fucking email fucking me 
I fucking agree !
Get this..... I was at the fucking grocery store.... about fifth person in the line.... the fucking shortest line mind you.....
When I am finally next in line and placing my fucking groceries on the conveyor.... the fucking woman in front of me.... a sweet little old lady mind you... says to the cashier....
"I can't believe how busy the stores are on the weekend. I sit at home on the weekdays watching my soaps and fiddling with housework as need be and my husband, Ralph.... BTW, Ralph is a very good man. Still does all the yard work and helps around the house when I ask..... anyway.... Ralph says.... Edith... that's my name of course.... Edith... why don't you do the shopping during the week when it's not so busy?"
At this point, I'm just smiling and agreeing that Ralph is truly an intelligent and helpful man...... Edith goes on to say....
"I tell Ralph.... Why Ralph.... If I were to do that, I'd have not a thing to do on the weekends."
At this point, she looks around the store and is smiling broadly at the 'crowds' of people.
She turns to me and says...
"I just love to people watch. Don't you?"
What could I say? I nod and smile and busy myself with emptying my shopping cart. Behind me I hear one of the shoppers.... a man.... say....
"Yeah! It's a fucking riot to stand in a fucking long line and wait on the weekends..... because that's when I have to shop after fucking working all fucking week and doing mandatory fucking overtime.... and hear that a whole lot of fucking old biddies wanting to fucking people watch are getting in other people's fucking ways that have to shop on the weekends too. WTF?"
Edith pretends not to hear him, but I can see her look around me and give the guy a dirty look. I suppose it was a dirty look.... either that or I think she was a bit constipated. Poor Edith.
At this point, the cashier breaks the mood and tells Edith that next time she shops perhaps she shouldn't write a check if her Arthritis is acting up so badly. She explains briefly the Debit card. Edith sort of glazes over. Anywho.... then the cashier tells Edith to have a nice day. Edith just smirks and tells her that she definitely has and will continue to do so no matter how many people she irks along the way.
I just snicker and wonder if I should write a check for the hell of it..... :ninja
When I am finally next in line and placing my fucking groceries on the conveyor.... the fucking woman in front of me.... a sweet little old lady mind you... says to the cashier....
"I can't believe how busy the stores are on the weekend. I sit at home on the weekdays watching my soaps and fiddling with housework as need be and my husband, Ralph.... BTW, Ralph is a very good man. Still does all the yard work and helps around the house when I ask..... anyway.... Ralph says.... Edith... that's my name of course.... Edith... why don't you do the shopping during the week when it's not so busy?"
At this point, I'm just smiling and agreeing that Ralph is truly an intelligent and helpful man...... Edith goes on to say....
"I tell Ralph.... Why Ralph.... If I were to do that, I'd have not a thing to do on the weekends."
At this point, she looks around the store and is smiling broadly at the 'crowds' of people.
She turns to me and says...
"I just love to people watch. Don't you?"
What could I say? I nod and smile and busy myself with emptying my shopping cart. Behind me I hear one of the shoppers.... a man.... say....
"Yeah! It's a fucking riot to stand in a fucking long line and wait on the weekends..... because that's when I have to shop after fucking working all fucking week and doing mandatory fucking overtime.... and hear that a whole lot of fucking old biddies wanting to fucking people watch are getting in other people's fucking ways that have to shop on the weekends too. WTF?"
Edith pretends not to hear him, but I can see her look around me and give the guy a dirty look. I suppose it was a dirty look.... either that or I think she was a bit constipated. Poor Edith.
At this point, the cashier breaks the mood and tells Edith that next time she shops perhaps she shouldn't write a check if her Arthritis is acting up so badly. She explains briefly the Debit card. Edith sort of glazes over. Anywho.... then the cashier tells Edith to have a nice day. Edith just smirks and tells her that she definitely has and will continue to do so no matter how many people she irks along the way.
I just snicker and wonder if I should write a check for the hell of it..... :ninja
cam elle toe
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Thats fucking tops Red. ONYA EDITH....ya fucking champion:thumbup
Alien Allen
Froggy the Prick
Sorry but I am with the guy that was in line. If she wants to fucking people watch then go for a walk at the fucking mall
You up to your old tricks stealing fucking sausages again. I thought you learned your fucking lesson.
Oh I fucking agree. I'm just too nice of a person to say anything. I can have such a big smile on my face and be thinking the downright nastiest fucking things..... Practice you know...... :ninja
cam elle toe
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Edith can go fucking shopping whenever she fucking likes.....fuck the young and impatient.:thumbup
Alien Allen
Froggy the Prick
Oh! I fucking agree with you too.
I've developed this being patient technique upon entering most stores. I just watch and listen to all those fucking complainers around me and am thankful that I've got the patience thing going on. I can avoid eye contact like no fucking other can when need be. I never get in the middle of other's fucking disagreements and word wars. I just smile like there's no tomorrow. Sometimes I'll drop things just to get a fucking reaction if need be. Nothing glass mind you. :cool
That was the guys point
Shopping is not supposed to be fucking entertainment
Oh! Now there I fucking disagree. I've seen some absolutely fucking wonderful things while shopping. From shelf hogging to wedgie releasing. The conversations I've come upon.... between couples.... and one on a cell phone..... totally priceless stuff.
cam elle toe
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That was the guys point
Shopping is not supposed to be fucking entertainment
eek:eekWash your fucking mouth out.......
Alien Allen
Froggy the Prick
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Wash your fucking mouth out.......
Must be a fucking guy thing eh
KimmyCharmeleon
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I am fucking quite happy tonight Things are fucking running my fucking way
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