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Fucking weather..... cold and snow then warm and rain then cold then hot..... Fucking just pick a temp and stay for awhile!
 
I'm actually sitting by a fucking open window while a fire burns fuckingly warm in the fireplace. It's how to fucking regulate when one gets too warm!
 
Fucking birds.

There have been some scratching and odd noises in the attic. I looked around the house a couple days ago and no fucking holes I could see. I put a fucking trap up in the attic in case some squirrel or something the like got in but nothing doing.

Then my wife sends and email that she knows what it is. Fucking birds have chewed out a hole in the side of the stucco between the attic and the 2nd floor ceiling on an outside wall. This happened about 8 years ago. That time I know a squirrel was involved as I saw the fucker jump off the playset onto the side of the house

What the fuck is with these fucking animals. I have a lot of other things that need attention in the house such as revamping the kitchen, new carpet and paint. Now I have to wonder if it is time to change up and get some fucking vinyl siding so this shit will stop. Of course it is on the west side of the house which is where the prevailing wind is and any rain is gonna get inside the hole. What a bunch of shit. I want to kill these damn bastards.
 
Good fucking luck with that, Alien Allen!

The past two weeks at approximately 8 ish p.m., out by the pond, some fucking birds decided to move in. In the pond we have cattails and a weeded area. Red Winged Blackbirds nest there. It's kinda cool for wildlife. But this terrible constant high pitched fucking bird talking is driving me absolutely fucking nuts!

The windows aren't even open yet and the noise they make goes all night long. We've never had this before. No one has actually seen a bird. When you get close to the area you think you fucking hear them.... they stop.

Ever hear of such a fucking thing?
 
My property has a little creek at the property line in the back yard. Them friggin birds would drive me nuts making noises in the spring and summer. The only saving grace of my hearing going south is some of these noises are not as noticeable.

At my parents cottage there was a time when a damn bird would get in the pine tree right next to the house and just go nuts with the loudest chirping early in the morning. I would end up dragging my ass out of bed at 6am and yell at the son of a bitch to chase it off. The neighbors I am sure were amused. :D
 
I am considering setting the pond brush on fire or filling the fucking thing in at this point!

Although... I keep looking at the 22.....

They're at it right now! Sounds like fucking whistling. Sheesh!
 
At my parents cottage there was a time when a damn bird would get in the pine tree right next to the house and just go nuts with the loudest chirping early in the morning. I would end up dragging my ass out of bed at 6am and yell at the son of a bitch to chase it off. The neighbors I am sure were amused. :D

I'm sure they were! :nod:
 
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