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Alien Allen said:
you probably got the fucking day off I bet. :D
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You would fucking lose. Is it a holiday? Is it your Birthday? The weather is fucking cold, but no snow to shut down the schools. I am fucking multi-tasking here. I am fucking excellent at multi-tasking. :willy_nilly:
 
I am fucking dry finally...

Liam wakes me up fussing.. turns out he was wet...

So I pick him up take him out to the living room so Jim can stay fucking asleep...

I grab dry clothes on the way... I change the little man's diaper and sleeper... Pick him up to go get a recieving blanket so I can feed him... and he becomes wet again..... but this fucking time.. .right around his diaper all over mommy and himself....

What a fucking morning... 3 changes of clothes already and it's not even 9am....
 
jassilem said:
I am fucking dry finally...

Liam wakes me up fussing.. turns out he was wet...

So I pick him up take him out to the living room so Jim can stay fucking asleep...

I grab dry clothes on the way... I change the little man's diaper and sleeper... Pick him up to go get a recieving blanket so I can feed him... and he becomes wet again..... but this fucking time.. .right around his diaper all over mommy and himself....

What a fucking morning... 3 changes of clothes already and it's not even 9am....
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it just gets fucking better;)
 
Alien Allen said:
our schools have been either half days or day off after monday this week. MSU is on spring break.

so it was a fucking educated guess:D
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April 6th starts spring break for me! :D

I can't fucking wait! :willy_nilly:

Not that I can fucking afford to go anywhere.... :(

But at least I can fucking sleep in and stay up late! :nod:
 
Alien Allen said:
yeah this is a cake walk compared to what lies ahead years down the road :24::24::24:
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Stop scaring the fucking new mothers...... :mad

....... Just because it might be fucking true or something........ :24:

I mean.... ummmmm...... fucking not really...... :willy_nilly:
 
Alien Allen said:
yeah this is a cake walk compared to what lies ahead years down the road :24::24::24:
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Gee are you a fucking ray of sunshine this morning :p

RedRyder said:
Stop scaring the fucking new mothers...... :mad

....... Just because it might be fucking true or something........ :24:

I mean.... ummmmm...... fucking not really...... :willy_nilly:
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LOL Red... I know it can be fucking good or fucking horrible... and fucking awful at times... I'm good he's not scaring me.:24:
 
jassilem said:
LOL Red... I know it can be fucking good or fucking horrible... and fucking awful at times... I'm good he's not scaring me.:24:
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That's good new mommy! Even if things get fucking horrible at times.... the fucking good rulez! That you can fucking take to the bank! :nod:
 
Alien Allen said:
You mean the banks that have now fucking money :24:

25 years and the kids still are in my pocket and causing issues. ;)
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It gives you something to fucking work for other than fucking retirement. Keeps you fucking young.

.... and maybe.... just maybe..... you'll end up in a fucking excellent nursing home when the time arrives. :D

After all.... who do you fucking think is gonna pick one out for you? :willy_nilly:
 
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