I say fuck ...

[Peter Parka]

who the fuck is your avvy, Elsa?

Its fucking Vicky Pollard from fucking Little Britain.


YouTube - Vicky gets a visit from the social worker

 

[wednesday]

Yes, wish we had a fucking rich yank to buy us success instead of a fucking rich Icelandic whos bank has gone bust, you can keep all of your fucking fake fans who are 14 year old girls who fancy fucking captain winky and know fuck all about football though.

oouch peter. I was having a fucking giggle..no need to get ya panties in a bunch.

Your loyal to your team..i am to mine...no need to get all personal

But yer, every team had fake fans...unfortunately

 

[pjbleek]

she's fucking U-G-L-Y..
and she definitely has no alibi

 

[Peter Parka]

oouch peter. I was having a fucking giggle..no need to get ya panties in a bunch.

Your loyal to your team..i am to mine...no need to get all personal

But yer, every team had fake fans...unfortunately

None fucking more so than fucking manure whose majority of fucking fans seem to live in fucking London for some strange reason.

 

[wednesday]

None fucking more so than fucking manure whose majority of fucking fans seem to live in fucking London for some strange reason.

cant answer that for ya...but i know we have a awful lot of international supporters too...weird shit huh?
Anyway...i wont get onto the subject anymore, cuz its like a red flag to a bull...and i like ya, so i dont wanna fall out over fucking footie...

manure it iz

 

[jassilem]

Fucking snow making people fucking fall down the porch steps. WTH?

Was that aimed in my fucking direction!?!?!?!?!:eek

Fuck the world!

That's my hubby's tat! :ninja



Jim and I just got back from getting me a new fucking mouse... Yay! :willy_nilly:

 

[Keight]

I cant beleive this fucking thread is still going :eek

 

[jassilem]

What can we say.. ... some of us like to say fuck!

 

[RedRyder]

Was that aimed in my fucking direction!?!?!?!?!:eek

It very well fucking could have been, but no. My sweetie fell down the fucking porch steps on the way to the fucking garage. He's still lying in fucking bed in pain. Took some pain pills and muscle relaxers and I put a fucking heat pad on his lower back and hip. Seems to have fucking helped. But time will tell as you know.

The fucking snow had just started a few minutes earlier, so the porch and steps were fucking slick.

 

[jassilem]

It very well fucking could have been, but no. My sweetie fell down the fucking porch steps on the way to the fucking garage. He's still lying in fucking bed in pain. Took some pain pills and muscle relaxers and I put a fucking heat pad on his lower back and hip. Seems to have fucking helped. But time will tell as you know.

The fucking snow had just started a few minutes earlier, so the porch and steps were fucking slick.

OK.......

I hope it gets better faster... and I do fucking feel his pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucky he can have fucking muscle relaxers! :nod: I can't have them....

 

[Keight]

i dunno why it needs to be put in one thread i mean i say fuck pretty much all over the forum :24:

 

[Maulds]

Been a week since I was here, what the fuck did I miss?

 

[Wookiegirl]

i knew that tingling meant you were fucking here

 

[lumpenstein]

Been a week since I was here, what the fuck did I miss?

Sweet fuck all!

 

[Alien Allen]

This is fucking funny so fuck it I am posting it here

[FONT=tahoma,new york,times,serif]Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a white Trash Biker are all walking together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada

'POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar, smiles and says,

'Fill it with water.'
[/FONT]

 

[MTKO]

fuck fuck fuck

 

[ItsBlondie]

Are we just saying the word fuck or can we actually talk about fucking?

 

[jassilem]

This is fucking funny so fuck it I am posting it here

Bill that was fucking funny!:thumbup:24::24:

 

[RedRyder]

I am fucking tired. That is all.


At least for fucking right now.

 

[RedRyder]

Funny fucking joke Alien Allen