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Want to hear the biggest fucking joke of the week?

Brian Burke has taken the job of president of the Toronto Make Believes. Ok that is neither here nor there.

But the fucking joke is that he said. "You're talking about the Vatican if you're Catholic, you're talking the centre of the hockey universe, you're talking about one of the most important jobs in hockey, running the Toronto Maple Leafs," Burke said. "It's a dream job."

Toronto? Centre of the fucking hockey universe???

Muahahahahaha!!! :24::24::24:

What a fucking asshole! What the fuck has tranna done lately? The last time they won Lord Stanely's precious fucking mug was when LBJ was president for fuck's sake!!!


Muahahaha!!! :24::24::24:

Advice to you, Burke: if you are to lead those fucking bums back to any semblence of fucking respectibility you had better stop fantasizing and get back to fucking reality.

"...centre of the hockey universe..." :24::24::24:
 
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Alien Allen

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Want to hear the biggest fucking joke of the week?

Brian Burke has taken the job of president of the Toronto Make Believes. Ok that is neither here nor there.

But the fucking joke is that he said. "You're talking about the Vatican if you're Catholic, you're talking the centre of the hockey universe, you're talking about one of the most important jobs in hockey, running the Toronto Maple Leafs," Burke said. "It's a dream job."

Toronto? Centre of the fucking hockey universe???

Muahahahahaha!!! :24::24::24:

What a fucking asshole! What the fuck has tranna done lately? The last time they won Lord Stanely's precious fucking mug was when LBJ was president for fuck's sake!!!


Muahahaha!!! :24::24:

Advice to you, Burke: if you are to lead those fucking bums back to any semblence of fucking respectibility you had better stop fantasizing and get back to fucking reality.

"...centre of the hockey universe..." :24::24:

You are right he is a fucking asshole.

Everybody knows Detroit is the mecca of Hockey :24:

When was the last time Les Candiens won Lord Stanley???????? :24:
 

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I am so fucking needing something to watch... Fuck there is nothing on! :(

Oh and I need a fucking new mouse...

Does anyone wanna fucking go to Staples and pick me up a cute little Logitech mouse!

The fucking wheel on my mouse doesn't fucking work and I am so used to scrolling and now I fucking can't
 

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Do you not fucking own DVD's? Pick one out and fucking watch it.

Maybe Santa will bring you a new fucking mouse.
 

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We have tons of DVD's but they are all fucking on a shelf I can't get to right now...:(

I don't fucking think I can wait for Santa this time..
 

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Where is your fucking hubby? Get him to fucking grab a few for you.

That might be a fucking good idea after we have supper... He has to start some laundry shortly..... :surrender

We are running out of fucking clothes... .... And I don't like going fucking braless out in public... they are too fucking large for that...:24::24::24:
 

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take the fucking mouse apart and clean the fucker

should make it fucking work.

or is it the built in fucking mouse on the lap fucking top?
 

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You do fucking know, Alien Allen, that I enjoy your fucking conversations? Now that you are fucking hidden.... like myself.... I have no fucking idea what to do!

Some fucking people's fucking kids..... sheesh.....
 

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How come every time Melissa posts its "Where's your fucking hubby? Where's your fucking hubby?"

A) Melissa isn't crippled

B) I have a life too.

C) Fuck off and leave me the fuck alone!!! :p:p:p
 

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How come every time Melissa posts its "Where's your fucking hubby? Where's your fucking hubby?"

A) Melissa isn't crippled

B) I have a life too.

C) Fuck off and leave me the fuck alone!!! :p:p:p

I think that was fucking directed at me. So I'll try to fucking answer you.

Hubby's are fucking good for a few things.

1. Fucking

B. Paycheck

4. Fucking some more

R. Be the fucking know-it-all man and the do-it-all man


Any more questions?

BTW... Melissa is pregnant and just fucking do everything she fucking asks.... and fucking just do everything she doesn't fucking ask you about!

Yes... you have a fucking life too. You married and now that is your fucking life. Deal with it.

BTW.... I will be fucking off shortly..... and good luck being fucking left alone. :D
 

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How come every time Melissa posts its "Where's your fucking hubby? Where's your fucking hubby?"

A) Melissa isn't crippled

B) I have a life too.

C) Fuck off and leave me the fuck alone!!! :p:p:p

so are you fucking saying she is mobile now??

and we like fucking bothering your fucking commie ass :D
 

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No fucking West Ham playing today, no fucking money, no fucking booze, fuck all on telly and it's fucking dead on here, this is the most fucking boring Saturday I've had for ages!:(:thumbdown
 

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Fucking precisely Peter..... get your fucking ass in there and get fucking busy..... do I have to fucking tell you everything?
 
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