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Fuck my back is killing me. I've got 3 degenerating discs in my lower back and usually my fuckin' medication helps me but I've gone and over fuckin' done it and the shit ain't working. Without the medication I can barely walk fuck. ( Manitoba French ) Tomorrow I have to go to work and I don't know how I'm going to make it fuck. ( more Manitoba French )

I need me a massage fuck. ( and yet again :24: ) Fifi where are you?
 
Fuck my back is killing me. I've got 3 degenerating discs in my lower back and usually my fuckin' medication helps me but I've gone and over fuckin' done it and the shit ain't working. Without the medication I can barely walk fuck. ( Manitoba French ) Tomorrow I have to go to work and I don't know how I'm going to make it fuck. ( more Manitoba French )

I need me a massage fuck. ( and yet again :24: ) Fifi where are you?
Where is that great fucking (American honkey) Canadian insurance and why are they not fucking operating on said discs??

or is Fifi what you call a fuckin doctor in Manitoba French :24:
 
Fuck my back is killing me. I've got 3 degenerating discs in my lower back and usually my fuckin' medication helps me but I've gone and over fuckin' done it and the shit ain't working. Without the medication I can barely walk fuck. ( Manitoba French ) Tomorrow I have to go to work and I don't know how I'm going to make it fuck. ( more Manitoba French )

I need me a massage fuck. ( and yet again :24: ) Fifi where are you?

I am fucking right here..... So sorry to hear about your fucking back issues. :(

Close your eyes.... no not right this fucking second silly..... later.... or you won't be able to read this. Now take a big fucking breath and imagine a wonderful place that you enjoy...... Ummm.... don't forget to breathe fucking out..... now listen to the sounds of nature all around..... picture yourself floating and think only positive thoughts.... that's it..... relax...... every exhale push out the pain..... every inhale feel light and free and calm........

If that doesn't work... imagine fucking me.... I mean.... imagine me massaging the pain away.... gently and .....

I'll send you the fucking bill, K? :D
 
Where is that great fucking (American honkey) Canadian insurance and why are they not fucking operating on said discs??
Fuckin' back surgery is to be avoided until last resort. According to my Canadian doctor what I don't have to pay one fucking cent to the next step is a Morphine pump which might not be so fucking bad come to think of it fuck.

or is Fifi what you call a fuckin doctor in Manitoba French :24:
What fucking rock have you been hiding under? A Fifi is Manitoba French for a babette'.
 
I am fucking right here..... So sorry to hear about your fucking back issues. :(
I knew you were around Fifi. No sorry required unless you had something to fucking do with it which I know you didn't unless of course I met you at a Canadian bar at some point. It could have been an American bar as well cuz I've been to a few dozen of them over the fucking years as well and have met some um... nice girls there.

Close your eyes.... no not right this fucking second silly..... later.... or you won't be able to read this. Now take a big fucking breath and imagine a wonderful place that you enjoy...... Ummm.... don't forget to breathe fucking out..... now listen to the sounds of nature all around..... picture yourself floating and think only positive thoughts.... that's it..... relax...... every exhale push out the pain..... every inhale feel light and free and calm........

Nope. It didn't fucking work.

If that doesn't work... imagine fucking me.... I mean.... imagine me massaging the pain away.... gently and .....

Yup... that worked. :D Thanks for the fucking.... suggestion.


I'll send you the fucking bill, K? :D

But... but you told me you didn't charge. Fuck I got suckered again. Settle for a pizza and a few drinks... huh?
 
I knew you were around Fifi. No sorry required unless you had something to fucking do with it which I know you didn't unless of course I met you at a Canadian bar at some point. It could have been an American bar as well cuz I've been to a few dozen of them over the fucking years as well and have met some um... nice girls there.
Sooner or later I do arrive here. I can assure you I had nothing to do with your fucking back. There or here. :nod:



Nope. It didn't fucking work.
Damn...... Keep trying....



Yup... that worked. :D Thanks for the fucking.... suggestion.
Any time...... :ninja




But... but you told me you didn't charge. Fuck I got suckered again. Settle for a pizza and a few drinks... huh?
Not to fucking worry. Although I thought for sure you like to get suc..... ummm nevermind....... Anywho.... pizza and drinks are all good. Call me. :cool
 
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