Ok I went to take a leak, and left the door open since I'm the only one awake. Well as I'm standing there, I see my cat walk over to investigate something at the bottom of the wall outside the bathroom. Then I saw what it was, a fucking scorpion! I said Felix, get the hell away from it. Naturally, he raises his paw to poke at it...Well I was taking a leak so I couldn't just run over there..So I was telling the retard to get away for about another 5 seconds then I did some hardcore "shaking" and dashed over there and pushed him out of the way to smash the scorpion to hell! I hate those fuckers. I would rather be stung by 5 wasps than a scorpion, they hurt like crazy. I was reading before that no humans die from scorpions in the US because they are small, and don't have enough poison. But it said they often kill smaller creatures, so naturally I didn't want to take a chance with my buddy Felix. Might not have done him in, but I know how bad they hurt ME!
Had to post some pics so you could see how cool he is.
Had to post some pics so you could see how cool he is.
