I nominate Wedz...

[Natasha]

Wookie, Tom needs a check for Testicular Cancer. Can you handle that for us since Dr. Wedz is backed up in surgery, please???

 

[Wookiegirl]

oh yush
Thomas, come with me
don't be shy
but i'm gonna need to see
well we'll just discuss that when we get back behind the curtain

 

[Natasha]

I hope I'm dressed appropriately for a secretary in a Doctor's Office.

 

[Wookiegirl]

rawr baby
yer the hawtest secretary EVAH

 

[Natasha]

Sometimes I misplace the patient files and Doctor Wedz has to give me a spanking.

:ninja

 

[Wookiegirl]

well since she's busy in surgery
she's nominated me head bitch in charge
so bend over baby

 

[NuckingFuts]

Wookie, Tom needs a check for Testicular Cancer. Can you handle that for us since Dr. Wedz is backed up in surgery, please???

Just as long as someone handles it soon!

oh yush
Thomas, come with me
don't be shy
but i'm gonna need to see
well we'll just discuss that when we get back behind the curtain

So what are we waiting for?

 

[Natasha]

Ready, Nurse Wookie!!!

 

[Wookiegirl]

So what are we waiting for?

i'm just waiting fer you to drop em and gimme yer nutz

 

[NuckingFuts]

i'm just waiting fer you to drop em and gimme yer nutz

I love a woman who knows what she wants, and is direct about it.

 

[Wookiegirl]

Ready, Nurse Wookie!!!

this is gonna excite me way more than it's gonna hurt you

 

[Natasha]

Someone needs nutz???

 

[Wookiegirl]

I love a woman who knows what she wants, and is direct about it.

hey i just gotta job to do
and if they happen to 'fall' into my mouth
well that's just an occupational hazzard

 

[Natasha]

this is gonna excite me way more than it's gonna hurt you

Doctor Wedz refuses to pull my hair when she spanks me.

 

[Wookiegirl]

Doctor Wedz refuses to pull my hair when she spanks me.

lucky fer you
i'm not so gentle

 

[Natasha]

hey i just gotta job to do
and if they happen to 'fall' into my mouth
well that's just an occupational hazzard

Oh no dear...did nobody tell you that THAT'S how we're checking for testicular cancer now???

 

[Natasha]

lucky fer you
i'm not so gentle

Suhweet!!!

*loses more patient files*

 

[Wookiegirl]

Oh no dear...did nobody tell you that THAT'S how we're checking for testicular cancer now???

errmmm.....no, i was having the patients slip me a $50 for a 'happy ending'

 

[Wookiegirl]

Suhweet!!!

*loses more patient files*

rawr
you know how upset Dr. Wedz gets when you drop files
now i gotta get the BIG paddle :ninja

 

[Natasha]

errmmm.....no, i was having the patients slip me a $50 for a 'happy ending'

Sweetheart, we document those as "manual sample extraction" on the charts.