I Might Have To Change My Name...

[Guyzerr]

... from a English Canadian type to a native one. I'm going to a pow wow this evening to become a certified scalper so you white fuckers better watch out. Your booze, cigarettes and women ain't gunna be safe no more.

 

[hart]

Why Guy I'll do anything not to be scalped I mean ANYTHING......

 

[jassilem]

Have fun!

 

[Guyzerr]

Why Guy I'll do anything not to be scalped I mean ANYTHING......

Well I wouldn't really scalp you. It's just me being stereotypical. Then again if it could get me stuff then ya.. I'll whip it out... my knife that is.

It's a well known fact that natives name their child after the first thing they see coming out of a tee pee after the birth of the little scalper so I'm thinkin' Johnny TwoDogsFuckin' might be a good one. Waddaya say?

 

[Guyzerr]

Have fun!

With any luck they'll have a couple of drums and I can bang out a few posts for here from there. It will be dark by then and smoke ain't no good in the dark.

 

[jassilem]

LOL do you always have an answer for everything?

 

[Dana]

Pow Wows here are nothing but a drunkfest so I hear... At least in the town I used to live in.

 

[Guyzerr]

LOL do you always have an answer for everything?

Nope. I just make shit up as I go merrily along in life.

 

[Guyzerr]

Pow Wows here are nothing but a drunkfest so I hear... At least in the town I used to live in.

So they take 'em quite serious then.

 

[jassilem]

Nope. I just make shit up as I go merrily along in life.

Well you certainly make it entertaining! :surrender

 

[Guyzerr]

Well you certainly make it entertaining! :surrender

If a human can't have a chuckle who the hell can?

 

[Guyzerr]

Damn it Toots I almost forgot..... I am going to the meeting tonight and I will be presented with my card certifying me as a injun. I feel kinda special actually. The funny thing is you must go to the meeting in person to get the card. They won't mail it. I suppose if they did nobody would go. :24:

 

[Zorak]

you laugh but i have always wanted to scalp someone. i have the tools too

 

[Guyzerr]

you laugh but i have always wanted to scalp someone. i have the tools too

A nicely shaped sharpened stone is what I use. Works like a charm. Then I hang the tufts on the end of my spear.

 

[freakofnature]

I don't wanna be scalped.

 

[JoeCool10]

Well I wouldn't really scalp you. It's just me being stereotypical. Then again if it could get me stuff then ya.. I'll whip it out... my knife that is.

It's a well known fact that natives name their child after the first thing they see coming out of a tee pee after the birth of the little scalper so I'm thinkin' Johnny TwoDogsFuckin' might be a good one. Waddaya say?

LOL Sure.

Damn it Toots I almost forgot..... I am going to the meeting tonight and I will be presented with my card certifying me as a injun. I feel kinda special actually. The funny thing is you must go to the meeting in person to get the card. They won't mail it. I suppose if they did nobody would go. :24:

So you're going to a casino? :24:

 

[Guyzerr]

LOL Sure.




So you're going to a casino? :24:

Nope but it is within a block or two. :thumbup

 

[jassilem]

If a human can't have a chuckle who the hell can?

Too true.

Damn it Toots I almost forgot..... I am going to the meeting tonight and I will be presented with my card certifying me as a injun. I feel kinda special actually. The funny thing is you must go to the meeting in person to get the card. They won't mail it. I suppose if they did nobody would go. :24:

LOL so true!

 

[satinbutterfly]

You mean if you're part injun you get to scalp people? SWEET!

I'm part Cherokee and I am so down with that.

 

[edgray]

I'm immensely turned on by this thread.