I literally just Laughed Outloud....

[AUFred]

My son's status on Facebook..."I just made two Mormons quit.":24::24::24:

 

[pjbleek]

My son's status on Facebook..."I just made two Mormons quit.":24::24::24:

ooh...do tell us how he done did so?

 

[JoeCool10]

Quit what? LOL I'm Mormon. It's hard to get a missionary to do anything out of line, let alone part their hair the wrong way.

 

[pjbleek]

Quit what? LOL I'm Mormon. It's hard to get a missionary position to do anything out of line, let alone part their hair the wrong way.

interesting.....

 

[purpledove]

Quit what? LOL I'm Mormon. It's hard to get a missionary position to do anything out of line, let alone part their hair the wrong way.

interesting.....

Very interesting indeed :nod:








:eek :eek :eek :24: :24:

 

[AUFred]

ooh...do tell us how he done did so?

Quit what? LOL I'm Mormon. It's hard to get a missionary to do anything out of line, let alone part their hair the wrong way.

I am pretty sure they tried to argue Theology with him. That is a battle they will lose.

 

[JoeCool10]

I am pretty sure they tried to argue Theology with him. That is a battle they will lose.

Oh, quit being Mormon lol. It just takes common sense to leave the church. Of which I have plenty Most Mormons don't :24:

 

[Darrell]

I was raised LDS as well. The book of Moron is god's gift to you. Anyone who doesn't accept it is an infidel, and going straight to hell....

 

[JoeCool10]

I was raised LDS as well. The book of Moron is god's gift to you. Anyone who doesn't accept it is an infidel, and going straight to hell....

:24: Damn us infidels!

 

[AUFred]

Are there virgins involved?

 

[Darrell]

Are there virgins involved?

No less than 72.

 

[JoeCool10]

No less than 72.

Unfortunately you have to take in all 8769832657654 of their children, too.

 

[Darrell]

Unfortunately you have to take in all 8769832657654 of their children, too.

Typically Virgins don't have children.

 

[AUFred]

Typically Virgins don't have children.

Typically.

 

[JoeCool10]

Typically.

Oh I didn't read the virgin part I thought we were talking about multiple wives lol.

 

[Darrell]

Oh I didn't read the virgin part I thought we were talking about multiple wives lol.

Now you're speaking my language. Multiple wifes!

 

[JoeCool10]

Now you're speaking my language. Multiple wifes!

I don't know how you men put up with us women. I already know I couldn't handle multiple wives. :24:

 

[Darrell]

I don't know how you men put up with us women. I already know I couldn't handle multiple wives. :24:

I could handle two wives.

More than that is overkill.

I'm accepting applications. :24:

 

[JoeCool10]

I could handle two wives.

More than that is overkill.

I'm accepting applications. :24:

You just want a threesome every night :24: I think I'd kill my hypothetical husband if he ever brought home another wife.

 

[Darrell]

You just want a threesome every night :24: I think I'd kill my hypothetical husband if he ever brought home another wife.

Not every night. A man needs a break.