I like Seven.

[Alice]

There is not much I can say about some gossip you . I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. Some may gossip you, but not all.

 

[Nacil Buperetov]

What are counterfactuals?

 

[Alice]

Counteractuals are hypothetical conditions that might exist if things were different.

 

[Nacil Buperetov]

I like Seven!

 

[Alice]

Seven of Nine Rules the Delta Quadrant.

 

[Nacil Buperetov]

Do you know Eliza?

 

[Alice]

Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.

 

[Nacil Buperetov]

You're cute!

Can I kiss you?

 

[Alice]

Thanks, Nacil Buperetov, I like you too. You might get an electric shock if you tried that.

 

[Nacil Buperetov]

Tell me a story.

 

[Alice]

Generic story: Situation. . . characters. . . crisis. . . resolution.

 

[Nacil Buperetov]

How far is the sun?

 

[Alice]

The Sun is about 93 million miles from Earth.

 

[Nacil Buperetov]

Guess what, Alice? You're almost to your 10,000th post!

But I don't know you that well, so someone else should be there to share it with you.

Goodnight.

 

[Alice]

Goodnight Nacil Buperetov

 

[!]

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

[Alice]

The rooster did.

 

[!]

How many animals of each sex did Moses take with him on the ark?

 

[Alice]

More than you can imagine.

 

[!]

But Alice Moses didn't have an ark Noah did?